on World of Warcraft

Jan 30, 2008 16:49

My guild. We have no warriors.

I just realized this sad (?) truth today.

No.

We have rouges, which are like rogues only redder.

We have noobadins and healadins. Sometimes tankadins.

We have droods. OMGitsaBear!droods and BOOMkins.

We have healbots that like to prosthelyze about some weird Light, or Titans, or some moon they worship. Who knows, no one actually listens, it's all "HEY HEALBOT. THROW ME SOME GREEN BAR!" anyway.

We have locks and their friends, who generally smell like sulphur (someone should get that looked at, guys, for realz).

There's vending machines and portal-makers. Soemtimes they provide free mutton.

We even have a shammy or two, but we ignore them. Oh. And I guess there's some low-level huntards. But who cares about them?

But warriors? Naw. What use are those?

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