"Brendan is the dragon, I am the dragon slayer, Sierra is the bowel movement of the dragon"
Survivor Tocantins (season 18) has been the funniest Survivor ever. I've been laughing the whole way and it's all because of one survivor.. He is the soccer coach/maestro, he's the warrior, the samurai, a man of honour, he NEVER tell lies, he's been in life threatening situations 5, 6, 7, no, 8 times!, he has fought crocodiles, hurricanes, piranhas, sharks, barely escaped from having his butt eaten by indigenous tribes in the Amazon, his body is so full of scars (but you can't see them unless he actually shows you where), he practices an ancient Tibetan martial art that's so secret that if you look for it on google you won't find it (it's only passed down verbally and you have to stay in a monastery), you say it, he's done it...
The one that calls himself they call the "Dragon Slayer", the man with an ego the size of Brazil, the last of the Mohicans, he is..
COACH!
OMG he is so hilarious. If Michael Scott or David Brent from The Office ever went on Survivor, this would be how it would turn out. There's so many memorable coach moments and quotes he should make a book or his own TV show.
Brendan: We're throwing underhand breaking tiles and none of us have ever done this before.
Coach:
Pure gold.
The one that calls himself they call the "Dragon Slayer", the man with an ego the size of Brazil, the last of the Mohicans, he is..
COACH!
OMG he is so hilarious. If Michael Scott or David Brent from The Office ever went on Survivor, this would be how it would turn out. There's so many memorable coach moments and quotes he should make a book or his own TV show.
Brendan: We're throwing underhand breaking tiles and none of us have ever done this before.
Coach:
Pure gold.