Lamps vs 300
There was news the other day about Lampard almost getting attacked by a fan (obviously not a fan of his). The newspaper I was reading had step by step photos showing the fan runnning towards him and Lampard doing a Matrix imitation and dodging the punch in slow motion. Cool. It looked like it was a cutting from some kind of super hero comic strip.
Speaking of topless men, 300 is one damn fine movie. Severed limbs, heads, stab stab slash, sex sex sex, blood blood blood! *slaps own self* I fail to remember the last time I was at the cinema and the audience cheered when someone's head was cut off. I liked the Spartans' uniform, one scarlett blood cape, check!, rock hard abs, check! How many hours they must've spent doing countless sit ups, raises, crunches, etc every day before shooting the movie to have such well defined and toned six packs. "I want one of those", I heard someone comment. Wait, I think that was me..
Mmmm... fresh oracles..
Speaking of topless men, 300 is one damn fine movie. Severed limbs, heads, stab stab slash, sex sex sex, blood blood blood! *slaps own self* I fail to remember the last time I was at the cinema and the audience cheered when someone's head was cut off. I liked the Spartans' uniform, one scarlett blood cape, check!, rock hard abs, check! How many hours they must've spent doing countless sit ups, raises, crunches, etc every day before shooting the movie to have such well defined and toned six packs. "I want one of those", I heard someone comment. Wait, I think that was me..
Mmmm... fresh oracles..