Sep 21, 2004 19:40
Michael is an ass, Ray is a big fat ass, LJ is a stupid ass, Mimi is a mean traitor ass who has forgotten her dear friend, and Kurt is the biggest fucking ass of them all. I hate them. Except for LJ, she's just being very, very stupid and girlish. I have not actually witnessed Michael being an ass, in fact until about four hours ago, I really wanted to go see him, but I believe Imagine when she says he's being an ass, because the word most commonly used to describe my dear little Michael, just so happens to be ass. I don't hate Michael, either. In fact I'm not really that pissed at him. I just need to talk to him. I need to talk to about eight thousand people. Ray has always been a big fat ass. Not always, just since this year. Now he's just a big fat ass who gets drunk at parties and makes out with a bunch of girls, who are not LJ, which is funny because Jamie did pretty much the exact same thing to her. LJ just wants to talk to Ray about it. She has a thing for potheads who cheat on her. I don't really hate Ray, though, because last time I talked to him, he was pretty ok. Mimi broke up with Jeremiah about two weeks ago, and I only know this because Blair found out from Jeremiah, and not as you might suspect, from Mimi, who, not so long ago, lay in her bed with Blair and me and told us we were her best friends. And I'm pissed because Jeremiah is so sweet and cute and wonderful, and he loved her so much, and his only problem was his drug problem, which was never as bad as Mimi's drug problem at her worst, and she was always so cold and unhuggy to him. I don't hate her, because I could never hate her, but I want to talk to her, and I want to never have to see her again. Kurt has just become a poser and an attention whore and has obviously completely forgot I exsist, probably because of all the girls at Friends who have plans to lose their virginities to him. So fuck him. I hate him.