Apparently my life is a Porn flic...
*Insert dvd... skip credits... move to opening scene*
Title: Spicy Latinos to go
*The door bell rings, Sally Swallows goes to answer the door*
*Chris is at the door in a skintight delivery boy outfit, showing off his tight muscles and ultrafirm body*
Chris: Did somebody order... Mexican? *wink*
Sally: Yes I did, but gee oh my, how will I ever be able to afford all this food?
Chris: He he he, well I know one way to get some Mexican in your diet ;)
-Skipping what obviously comes next-
Chris: That was some tip :)
`End scene
Ha ha ha... ugh :S
Title: Spicy Latinos to go
*The door bell rings, Sally Swallows goes to answer the door*
*Chris is at the door in a skintight delivery boy outfit, showing off his tight muscles and ultrafirm body*
Chris: Did somebody order... Mexican? *wink*
Sally: Yes I did, but gee oh my, how will I ever be able to afford all this food?
Chris: He he he, well I know one way to get some Mexican in your diet ;)
-Skipping what obviously comes next-
Chris: That was some tip :)
`End scene
Ha ha ha... ugh :S