More tales from the vault of the mind of whimsical Chris Bermudez
So Christopher Bermudez was working in Barnes and Noble (gee we didnt see that coming) as he almost always does when suddenly...
Chris: Hey... but what if.....
Title: Kris, Chris, and Alicia go to a cooking show!
*We find our stalwart young heros sitting in audience to Rachel Ray's hit tv show "Inside Dish"
Chris: So why are we at this cooking show again?
Kris: Cause Alish won some tickets of course :P
Chris: Yeah but... why did you have to drag me along? I dont like cooking shows... or Rachel Ray...
Alicia: You will sit here and watch with us and like it!
Chris: Uhm... ok :S
Kris: Oh hey its starting!
*audience applauding*
Rachel Ray: Hi everyone ^__^. Now to begin the show Im going to make-
*when suddenly! Kaboom! An explosion?*
Kris, Chris, Alish: WTF?!
Rachel Ray: There's only one person I know of who'd be capable of such a thing...
???: Yes it is I, you flimsy Italian wentch! Paula Deen >:-D
Rachel Ray: Paula Deen, you fat whore! I won't let you get away with this! *draws a soup ladel* We must fight!
Paula Deen: Yes we must! *draws a spatula*
Meanwhile...
Alicia: Uhm...
Chris: And this is why I hate the Cooking Channel...
Alicia: Hey! Kris you're just gonna let him say that?
Kris: Uh oh, looks like he said it :-P
Back to the battle...
Paula Deen: Curse you Rachel Ray! But if I die Im taking one of your fans with me, Jamie+Bobby, bring out the hostage!
Jamie+Bobby Deen: Yes mom!
We seen Christopher tied hog style over a fire*
Chris: WHy the hell does it have to be me?! I dont even like cooking shows!!! >:-(
Rachel Ray: Curse you Paula Deen!
Is this the end of Rachel Ray? Has the wicked Paula Deen finally triumphed and scored a victory for EViL? Has Christopher jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire??-
Chris: Ha ha very funny assholes! >:-(
Find out next time on...
Kris, Chris, and Alicia go to a cooking show! Pt. 2
Kris: It'll be fan'fucking-tastic :-D
Alicia: Now he speaks >:-S
Chris: Hey... but what if.....
Title: Kris, Chris, and Alicia go to a cooking show!
*We find our stalwart young heros sitting in audience to Rachel Ray's hit tv show "Inside Dish"
Chris: So why are we at this cooking show again?
Kris: Cause Alish won some tickets of course :P
Chris: Yeah but... why did you have to drag me along? I dont like cooking shows... or Rachel Ray...
Alicia: You will sit here and watch with us and like it!
Chris: Uhm... ok :S
Kris: Oh hey its starting!
*audience applauding*
Rachel Ray: Hi everyone ^__^. Now to begin the show Im going to make-
*when suddenly! Kaboom! An explosion?*
Kris, Chris, Alish: WTF?!
Rachel Ray: There's only one person I know of who'd be capable of such a thing...
???: Yes it is I, you flimsy Italian wentch! Paula Deen >:-D
Rachel Ray: Paula Deen, you fat whore! I won't let you get away with this! *draws a soup ladel* We must fight!
Paula Deen: Yes we must! *draws a spatula*
Meanwhile...
Alicia: Uhm...
Chris: And this is why I hate the Cooking Channel...
Alicia: Hey! Kris you're just gonna let him say that?
Kris: Uh oh, looks like he said it :-P
Back to the battle...
Paula Deen: Curse you Rachel Ray! But if I die Im taking one of your fans with me, Jamie+Bobby, bring out the hostage!
Jamie+Bobby Deen: Yes mom!
We seen Christopher tied hog style over a fire*
Chris: WHy the hell does it have to be me?! I dont even like cooking shows!!! >:-(
Rachel Ray: Curse you Paula Deen!
Is this the end of Rachel Ray? Has the wicked Paula Deen finally triumphed and scored a victory for EViL? Has Christopher jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire??-
Chris: Ha ha very funny assholes! >:-(
Find out next time on...
Kris, Chris, and Alicia go to a cooking show! Pt. 2
Kris: It'll be fan'fucking-tastic :-D
Alicia: Now he speaks >:-S