The Bermudez Chronicles: Step 2: Interlude
Today's episode of the Bermudez Chronicles, such as its being an interlude, will be about my musings and daydreams and dreams from lately.
Enjoy!
Dreams: A night of passion
Chris is calling Kris on the phone
Kris: Hello?
Chris: Oh my god Kris its an emergency!
Kris: Oh dear god! What is it, are you alright?! *seriously worrying*
Chris: I have the woman of my dreams alone at my house and I forgot to buy condoms! Can you bring some over?!
Kris: You got it little buddy!
Kris proceeds to run cross country, swim rivers, and climb mountains, partaking of a grand adventure to preserve my magical night of love and lust... No glove no love after all
Musings: How awesome I am
Chris: So I was thinking... *suggests something*
Keith: Holy shit! Thats so true! I didnt realize until no how smart you are!
Jordan Riely Smith: And better than the rest of us!
Shelby Wu: Lets throw a parade to show how awesome CHristopher is!
The crowd hoisted me up on their shoulders, parading me through town as a hero. I humbly denied their statements, Im a mere man after all. But after some insisting I allowed them to make a statue of me. Years from now Historians and scholars would call this era the age of peace and eternal tranquility.
Musing2: Jack Sparrow or Sanchez Dominguez?
So heres what I was wondering... if Sanchez Dominguez... and Jack Sparrow... were to meet... who would win in a duel?
Or would they just sit back drinking rum?
Jack: But whys the rum gone?
SanchezD.: Cause we drank it all... LoL
Daydreams: Hostel the movie
About Hostel... it wouldnt be so creepy if:
Person: Ouch! Hey your torturing me!!
Villain: Oops Im so sorry! I didnt even realize the pain and feelings of my victims.
Person: Its ok, I understand. Lets be friends :D
Theyve been friends ever since.
Daydreams2: Asking a girl out
Chris: Will you go out with me?
Girl: Im sorry did you say sometihng?
Chris: .... No :( *bangs head against wall*
Daydreams3: About Barnes and Noble
All employees wear an id badge to show they work there... its so obvious...
Old Lady: Excuse me do you work here?
Chris: No *trips old lady and walks away, laughing ever so manly*
Daydreams4: About Barnes and Noble2
Customer comes to customer service, where you would go to ask about a book
Customer: Excuse me, could you help me find a book?
Chris: Nope! *spits in face and walks away, chuckling softly*
Daydream5: I hope this never happens at Barnes and Noble
Chris: Thank you for calling CVS Pharmacy, this is Chris speaking. How can I help you?
Customer: But I thought this was Barnes and Noble?
Chris: ... Your right... it is... *slowly hangs up phone and slumps to the floor, sobbing uncontrollably*
Daydream6: Barnes and Noble, the epic!
Barnes and Noble, a lush land filled with brilliant scholars and powerful sorcerers!
Chris is sitting at Customer Service, when a lovely young lady comes up.
Lady: Can you help me find a book?
Chris Certainly! *Chris is about to escort the lovely young lass when suddnely!*
Barnes and Noble wizards: The holy shrine of books has been breached! We're all doomed!
CVS Vikings! Known for their cruelty and ferocity in battle!
Bill: Yrarh! I am Bill the moghty of CVS, we have come for the Princess!
Princess: Oh no they have found me
Chris: Don't worry m'lady! I shall protect you!
Bill: Ah! It is Chris the deserter, I knew that one day your blood would be spilled on my blade
Chris: Not today it wont. I summon the powers of the tomes of might and the ancient runs of knowledge! Grant me the power to smight thy enemies! *A shield in the form of a really large book materializes as well as a fantabulous sword of gleeming silver*
Vikings: Yarh! He shines with the light of 100 brilliant diamonds! And fights with the tenacity of 1000 crusaders
Bill: He be but one lad! Attack him at once!
Insert music of fighting and some clashity clangs and some kapow kapow, rattatatata bang! Vikings lay here and there, this way and that.
Chris: I have slain the enemy and rescued the princess!
Princess: Oh Chris, your my hero! I knew I was in love with you since the first moment we met all those years ago...
Chris: You mean it was you I saw in my dreams? What seemed like the longful wishing for a love unnatainable was merely memories from long ago! *drops to one knee* Will you marry me?
Princess: You had me at hello... *as a tear runs down her cheek*
And so it came to pass, that Christopher Daniel Bermudez the 1st of the house of Young-Bermudez, the mighty warrior of Barnes and Noble...married the Princess and ruled over the lands for hundreds of years as a kind and benevolent king.
~The End~
Enjoy!
Dreams: A night of passion
Chris is calling Kris on the phone
Kris: Hello?
Chris: Oh my god Kris its an emergency!
Kris: Oh dear god! What is it, are you alright?! *seriously worrying*
Chris: I have the woman of my dreams alone at my house and I forgot to buy condoms! Can you bring some over?!
Kris: You got it little buddy!
Kris proceeds to run cross country, swim rivers, and climb mountains, partaking of a grand adventure to preserve my magical night of love and lust... No glove no love after all
Musings: How awesome I am
Chris: So I was thinking... *suggests something*
Keith: Holy shit! Thats so true! I didnt realize until no how smart you are!
Jordan Riely Smith: And better than the rest of us!
Shelby Wu: Lets throw a parade to show how awesome CHristopher is!
The crowd hoisted me up on their shoulders, parading me through town as a hero. I humbly denied their statements, Im a mere man after all. But after some insisting I allowed them to make a statue of me. Years from now Historians and scholars would call this era the age of peace and eternal tranquility.
Musing2: Jack Sparrow or Sanchez Dominguez?
So heres what I was wondering... if Sanchez Dominguez... and Jack Sparrow... were to meet... who would win in a duel?
Or would they just sit back drinking rum?
Jack: But whys the rum gone?
SanchezD.: Cause we drank it all... LoL
Daydreams: Hostel the movie
About Hostel... it wouldnt be so creepy if:
Person: Ouch! Hey your torturing me!!
Villain: Oops Im so sorry! I didnt even realize the pain and feelings of my victims.
Person: Its ok, I understand. Lets be friends :D
Theyve been friends ever since.
Daydreams2: Asking a girl out
Chris: Will you go out with me?
Girl: Im sorry did you say sometihng?
Chris: .... No :( *bangs head against wall*
Daydreams3: About Barnes and Noble
All employees wear an id badge to show they work there... its so obvious...
Old Lady: Excuse me do you work here?
Chris: No *trips old lady and walks away, laughing ever so manly*
Daydreams4: About Barnes and Noble2
Customer comes to customer service, where you would go to ask about a book
Customer: Excuse me, could you help me find a book?
Chris: Nope! *spits in face and walks away, chuckling softly*
Daydream5: I hope this never happens at Barnes and Noble
Chris: Thank you for calling CVS Pharmacy, this is Chris speaking. How can I help you?
Customer: But I thought this was Barnes and Noble?
Chris: ... Your right... it is... *slowly hangs up phone and slumps to the floor, sobbing uncontrollably*
Daydream6: Barnes and Noble, the epic!
Barnes and Noble, a lush land filled with brilliant scholars and powerful sorcerers!
Chris is sitting at Customer Service, when a lovely young lady comes up.
Lady: Can you help me find a book?
Chris Certainly! *Chris is about to escort the lovely young lass when suddnely!*
Barnes and Noble wizards: The holy shrine of books has been breached! We're all doomed!
CVS Vikings! Known for their cruelty and ferocity in battle!
Bill: Yrarh! I am Bill the moghty of CVS, we have come for the Princess!
Princess: Oh no they have found me
Chris: Don't worry m'lady! I shall protect you!
Bill: Ah! It is Chris the deserter, I knew that one day your blood would be spilled on my blade
Chris: Not today it wont. I summon the powers of the tomes of might and the ancient runs of knowledge! Grant me the power to smight thy enemies! *A shield in the form of a really large book materializes as well as a fantabulous sword of gleeming silver*
Vikings: Yarh! He shines with the light of 100 brilliant diamonds! And fights with the tenacity of 1000 crusaders
Bill: He be but one lad! Attack him at once!
Insert music of fighting and some clashity clangs and some kapow kapow, rattatatata bang! Vikings lay here and there, this way and that.
Chris: I have slain the enemy and rescued the princess!
Princess: Oh Chris, your my hero! I knew I was in love with you since the first moment we met all those years ago...
Chris: You mean it was you I saw in my dreams? What seemed like the longful wishing for a love unnatainable was merely memories from long ago! *drops to one knee* Will you marry me?
Princess: You had me at hello... *as a tear runs down her cheek*
And so it came to pass, that Christopher Daniel Bermudez the 1st of the house of Young-Bermudez, the mighty warrior of Barnes and Noble...married the Princess and ruled over the lands for hundreds of years as a kind and benevolent king.
~The End~