Oh Master Hear My Plea
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
Yesterday, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In October, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In September, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In January, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In July, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-760 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.
Your humble and obedient servant,
sandykmac
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