"throw a few pubic hairs in there for good luck"- carrie, to her boyfriend, on making SOUP.

Nov 08, 2003 20:34

also... since everyones gonna know anyway...

I AM THE THREESOME QUEEN!

not only have i had one, but last night me and noelle(and stupid fake-drunk coleen) went to the tail end of some mansion party in the boons, where i was accosted by a boligerant(not checking spelling so SUCK MY COCK) friend of noelles who kept flinging her arms around me and telling her bf that i was the girl they were gonna have a threesome with.

and other people have approached me about it as well, although it was more like the drunk girls invitation.

the reason people are gonna know now is because last night i went out with lauryl, her roomate, noelle and coleen and they were all blathering about sex when someone mentions a 3some and my tiny roomate screams "I HAD A THREESOME!!". i was in shock because i didnt know anyone was supposed to really know. everyone gasped and was talking at once, asking questions. when "who" came up, she goes "me, sandra and curtis!". everyone turned to me, in a mortified, awesome way. then they instinctually asked for details, although i dont think they REALLY wanted to know.

so thats that. my journal, ladies an gentlemen. like it or love it.
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