12th stain on the bathrobe

[sandwichofdoubt]

For harming others and defending those who do, the following people are barred from Azzip indefinitely:

Heavy Weapons Guy
and
The Medic

Comments

[salvagedslayer]

[Slayer sense is a-tinglin']

What happened?

[sandwichofdoubt]

One vivisected Klonoa. The other defended the first.

[salvagedslayer]

. . .

Well. Uh. Ow.

Then what? You brought out your own big guns and tossed 'em out?

[sandwichofdoubt]

I don't have any big guns. Other people did that for me. All i've got to punish them with is Heavy's addiction to sandwiches and Medic's love of wurst.

[salvagedslayer]

Well, you know how Ghengis Khan a guy can get when they're missing their daily PB&J. I'd look out for myself if I were you, 'specially if their names are anything to tell of the sharp, pokey and painful hardware they're packing.

[sandwichofdoubt]

I appreciate the concern, miss, but i'm technically immortal until I go to someplace called Stavromula Beta.

[salvagedslayer]

Uh. Yeah. Right. There's that.

...Not to say if you stuck a knife in your leg and started doing jumping jacks it wouldn't hurt, right?

[sandwichofdoubt]

Don't look at me like that (yes, I can tell).

No. But I wouldn't bleed to death.

[salvagedslayer]

[...creeeeepy. She is not getting into that.]

Comforting. Maybe not if you've got a legion of personal torturers knocking down your door, but otherwise? Handy.