[4th stain on the bathrobe]

[sandwichofdoubt]

This place is so bloody boring I could stab myself with a rusty icepick. Anybody know how I can get some excitement around 'ere?

[How did he ever find a snowboard? Nevertheless he has it. He's on top of one of the mountains, boarding down. Only there's no snow. So he's...dirtboarding. His natural phlegmatic boringness has been reversed and now he craved adrenaline.]