Life In Hell
So I was watching some programme (British spelling) on the tele (again) and I hobnobbed a foffendorfer (yes! trifecta!). To make a short story less bullshitty, the point is this damn show tried to tell me sandwiches are no good for you because bread is fatty or some shit, I don't know, I heard the television badmouth sandwiches and was instantly infuriated. Jesus Christ, I don't understand. First of all, sandwiches never harmed anyone unless they deserved it, and second, television can't air awesome things like the Keef eating a coral reef, but it can air a show of some ass badmouthing sandwiches? Where am I? Hell?
I would be even more upset if I didn't have thousands of dollars to spend on alcohol so I could just drink my problems away.
I would be even more upset if I didn't have thousands of dollars to spend on alcohol so I could just drink my problems away.