MANLY MEN SKATERS FROM MAN TOWN
So, Evgeni Plushenko. One of the best figure skaters in the world. Kind of a smartass, but that's okay, I like lots of smartasses. Likes to jump really high and show off a little. That's cool. Then, shortly before the men's figure skating finals, he comes out and says some stupid shit like "If you don't do a quad, it's not MENS figure skating." Because clearly, only manly men from mantown figure skate, and manly men from mantown do quads. (Obviously it's cool for women to not do quads, cause well, they're just women and we wouldn't want them to hurt themselves)
Then he won silver, beaten by someone who is apparently too much of a sissy to do a quad and CLEARLY IT'S ALL A MEAN CONSPIRACY because someone winning without a quad?? That's just DANCING, that's not MENS FIGURE SKATING.
Really. Buddy, are you taking the piss? Lets take a closer look at you in the finals.
YOU'RE WEARING SEQUINS AND TIGHTPANTS. YOU PRANCE AROUND AND DO SPINS AND JUMPS. YOU'RE A FUCKING DANCER ON SKATES. Put your dick back in your pants, it's really not very impressive.
Then he won silver, beaten by someone who is apparently too much of a sissy to do a quad and CLEARLY IT'S ALL A MEAN CONSPIRACY because someone winning without a quad?? That's just DANCING, that's not MENS FIGURE SKATING.
Really. Buddy, are you taking the piss? Lets take a closer look at you in the finals.
YOU'RE WEARING SEQUINS AND TIGHTPANTS. YOU PRANCE AROUND AND DO SPINS AND JUMPS. YOU'RE A FUCKING DANCER ON SKATES. Put your dick back in your pants, it's really not very impressive.