OMG I'm dying from laughing.
There’s a couple of great snippets of Greg Proops’ stand up at his site here. You have to download the one named Drugs, it is hilarious!
I just love one of the ABC episodes of Whose Line is it Anyway? that was on lately.
It was an episode with Brad Sherwood. The Party Quirks game was the best part of the show.
It started with Brad putting his broom in the closet and saying, “Drew! What are you doing in my closet?” Then Ryan came as the ghost of road kill that the host ran over.
Brad: “What an odd an depressing party I’ve thrown. Drew come out of my closet! DREW GET OUT OF THE CLOSET!” lol
Then later when he guessed Ryan’s quirk he said, “You’re either the trailer of deliverance, or the ghost of road kill past!” (Ryan did a great job in this game, "Why did you have to go so fast?")