I just had to do this!
April Fool
aquirkofmatterglues your elderly relatives to your bedroom ceiling.
chicklet73eggs your cat.
crystalsymphonyTPs your dog.
ebonybeachshaves your kidneys.
fantasyoverdosesells your car on Ebay.
hobbit_hunterlegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
jadekirkpaints your house orange.
magical_mythtrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
seti_drdenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
sparklechick268has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
Prank Me Hehehehe! That was interesting!