List of Suspects and CIA Checklist (In Character Assessment W/Police Filters and Locked) Week 1
I have been watching the network and found only one incident that requires my attention since it has the potential to be an international incident. Okay, so Nazi's came into the picture. Weird. I thought they were over and done with the moment Hitler lost his balls back in WWII. If I recall, he's now fertilizing the Black Forest with his cock. Not that I would care, but at least something's being done about it.
Okay, on to phase two. Figuring out where the fuck I fit in. So, I met McClane. Nice guy. Brass balls. We should go out drinking sometime. He's got my curiosity now. I'm interested to know how he knows us "spooks". I'm a shadow operative. I'm not supposed to be public. Period. Yet I plastered my fucking mug all over the goddamn place and why? Well, here's the skinny. In order to get the information I need to make this work, it's better that others think that I'm a moron than some guy that's out to bust them. Friend or foe, they cross the line, I'll take them down. Sounds simple, right? Well, not entirely.
I do have allies. Good guys. Great morals. The kind that's needed to bring about the balance. Let's just hope it stays that way. If one takes more power than they need to, no offense but they're going down. Same goes with the baddies. It seems like this group knows what they're doing. I'm down with that.
Jaime Sommers. Great lady. Nice legs. Pretty smile. I can dig it. She and I are working together...so to speak...but I would rather not get her involved any more than I have to. She's able to do the things that I can't. And no, I'm not doing the cross-dressing schtick again. I got suckered the last time I had to do that and I got stuck in a brothel for a time in Mexico. No thanks. I was out in a month but that was one month waaay too long. And the name Bon-Bon wasn't that great either.
Captain Pete Cheney, likable but a little edgy. I can see why. Dealing with assholes like me has got to be tough on anyone. Nice guy though. Maybe I'll buy him something for the Christmas gift exchange with the label that says "From Mr. Clean with love". His desk needs serious TLC. Have you seen it? I have. It's a mess. I'm surprised no one caught tetanus from looking at it.
I'm supposed to meet with a man named Jack Bauer. I'll give him a ring when I'm out looking for the next dive to case then trash it like I did with the Russian Tea House. It's not a bad place but it's not that great either. The commentary on the video didn't seem all that impressive either.
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Jaime put something into prospective for me. I don't know where it's leading to yet but something tells me that if I keep this up, there's going to be more than sweat and bullets on the horizon. Maybe I'll take that vacation when it comes my time and ask if she would like to join me at the Yucatan Mountains to do a little rock climbing. I'm kinda missing it now. Something about the whole peaceful setting and serene beauty of the mountains makes me think that it's definitely worth it all. I think she'll appreciate it too. Maybe we'll go next summer when the cocoa harvest is in full swing and visit the Mayan temples. That's if it lasts that long this time.
I'm getting soft.
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