VF chp. 1

[sandra_lanimil]

Co-written with the hot saucy photogene.
Warnings: angst. angst. angst. angst. capslocks.

VENOMOUS FRICTION, chapter 1

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&quotes;

[misread_]

A world of no.

Re: &quotes;

[sandra_lanimil]

It's not my fault ^^

[misread_]

Uh huh. Your voice is heard on deaf men's ears, here.
Now go jump in the Nile, pretty.

[sandra_lanimil]

I don't even like H/D!

HEY EVERYBODY INTO THE NILE OR THE WORLD WILL END!

[misread_]

That co-written isn't going to disappear by willing it to with just your thoughts, y'know. Yes, your attempts are valiant. Also useless.

SPLASH.
Seriously, I needed to see that. I can has memory sharing spell? Weeps?

[sandra_lanimil]

I tried. XD

I'm a great messiah, if I may so myself. even if it only worked that once.

[misread_]

Cookies for that. Of the chocolate chip kind, for I have them in my cupboard. Win.

..................... the fact that you would use your Raistlin icon for this particular comment has me shaking a little. RAISTLIN CAN HAS BE MESSIAH? ALSO GOD? XD
And oui oui, all hail the kittyclaws. Kneels.

[sandra_lanimil]

oooh hey. I can has steal.

... Raistlin says he likes the way you think. You can has be his slave.

[misread_]

For that, you would have to be here. Then, you can has share. Like pirate treasure.
Made of chocolate. >>

You know, that totally works for me. When do I start. Do I get pretty slave clothes, too? (LOOK, YOU'RE CHANNELING HIM. KEEP AT IT. :D :D :D)

[sandra_lanimil]

like those gold coins that are actually chocolate.

XDDD and it's not the first time I am. And aistlin supposedly scorns sex, only I never really went with that canon, because it sucks.

[misread_]

And ridiculously difficult to open and get to the chocolate. Cruel, really. And now I want to fill a chest with those, just because. Next Halloween, you and I be pirate lasses with chocolate-filled treasure chest. Oh yes.

........................... Scorn. Sex. There's such a thing? And do keep channeling, it makes me adgf;afjfjhshjfjf. You see?

[sandra_lanimil]

YES I remember that! And the chocolate kind of sucks, too. <<

XD well you know, because sex supposedly drains a mage's focus and power. And I can't do it here. XD Raistlin doesn't do LJ commenting.

[misread_]

Gooey stuff and, save for a faint cacao taste in the beginning, hardly real chocolate at all. Yeah, they did suck a lot. The concept was cool, though.

Supposedly being such a lovely keyword. Mm, he has standards. I can has fail to be shocked.

[sandra_lanimil]

Yes, yes, eewey. But cool concept. wow, candy.

<< obviously, there are exceptions to everything.

[misread_]

Candy talk. Look at our IQ go, esh.

Exceptions that will be exploited, of course.

[sandra_lanimil]

...well, i used to be very fond of candy. don't judge.

Mhm, and who will dare to do that.