... it's totally not a strategy. it's totally just the truth. totally.
james says i'm a horrible liar, though he's definitely not one to talk. i don't know how he's gotten by with such a painfully nonexistent silver tongue.
I think it's very haughty of you to pin it on me so politely. (no, I'm not stopping anytime soon. I'm a dork)
Scorpius says James couldn't lie convincingly to save his life but that he is sometimes saved by the fact that people take pity on him because he seems to actually believe his own wild tales. That one about the unicorn and the snake was just unmentionable, though, and how he did not die from sheer humiliation remains one of the mysteries. It does have it's advantages to be a totally oblivious gryffindor tool, it would appear. And he can wipe that grin right off his face, it's not amusing.
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james says i'm a horrible liar, though he's definitely not one to talk. i don't know how he's gotten by with such a painfully nonexistent silver tongue.
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Scorpius says James couldn't lie convincingly to save his life but that he is sometimes saved by the fact that people take pity on him because he seems to actually believe his own wild tales. That one about the unicorn and the snake was just unmentionable, though, and how he did not die from sheer humiliation remains one of the mysteries. It does have it's advantages to be a totally oblivious gryffindor tool, it would appear. And he can wipe that grin right off his face, it's not amusing.
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