Woohoooo, another Non-Event has been Celebrated!

Jan 01, 2008 22:18

It's 2008. Feels just like 2007. However, we have a new Resolution!

If you're keeping score at home, Jeremy, Andy and I (joined more recently by some others) have made New Year's Resolutions every year, and shockingly, have managed to keep them. All of them thus far atleast, since 2004. Our resolutions by the year have been:

2004, we Resolved to Keep it Really Real
2005, we Resolved to be Ridiculous at Life
2006, we Resolved to Represent!
2007, we Resolved to Radiate Preponderance

And now, in 2008, we Resolved to...(if I had a drumroll, I would totally put it here)...Give Rise to the Revolution!

Now, that's one that, like all the others, has an obvious meaning, and I am plumb excited about it. If you care to join us in Giving Rise to the Revolution, please, feel free to just join in. You don't even have to let us know if you don't want to. We'd love to have Revolutionary Splinter Cells of which we are Unaware! But once the Revolution is Born, we know that all of us will band together and defeat the Evil that attempts to destroy our civilization! Evils such as Apple and the Music/Gas monopolies will feel the sting of the common man as we reveal ourselves from our solitary hiding places and tell that that we Refuse to Pay $3.20 a gallon to drive to Borders and buy a CD for $20 and then download it onto our iPod from iTunes for 10 cents a pop! No, any company that coroborates when their competitors to keep prices high (are you listenning Viacom!!!) or has it IN THEIR BUSINESS MODEL that they do not support the free market economy because competition is bad for their business will be brought low!

However, until that day, enjoy your road trips, enjoy your music listenned to on your iPods. We the people will bide our time until we are ready to strike.

Give Rise to the Revolution!!!
Previous post Next post
Up