Do You Sass that Hoopy Mrs. Mansour?
That's a Frood who really knows where her towel is.
That and she wears American Eagle shades. Seriously, she's a hip lady.
Went shopping yesterday. Bought new Flip-Flops in my quest to find flip-flops that don't begin stanking when your feet sweat. These ones are leather. I was assured that they were THE answer to my predicament, but I have my reservations. Thus far cloth has been the best bet, with rubber being the absolute worst.
Ate at Mongolian BBQ. Fantastic place. Loved it. Stuffed myself. About an hour later I was hating it. I hated it again 45 minutes after that, and again in an hour. Sum total of my MBBQ trip - Positive baby!
Went to a backwards Chipotle last week. It was odd. The one person who spoke proper, understandable English was the Hispanic (Mexican) looking woman at the register. The rest of the store was manned by whites/blacks who didn't speak 'English' per se. I'm not specifically positive what it is they were speaking, I just know it took me 3 tries to understand that she was saying 'barbacoa'. Rough.
Went to a specialty shaving store yesterday. Now I was specialty shaving items, and the 'you won't use them' argument is NOT valid. I will use the $105 dollar straight razor, as well as the 65$ badger hair brush, not to mention the $10 shaving cream and the $10 aftershave balm. I will Use them. You hear me???
I'm being forced to go to the Egyptian Church today. There are more Egyptians at this church than I meet when I am in Egypt. And this is not a rip on the number of people I see in Egypt. Atleast those people have some idea of culture outside of Egypt. These morons at the Orthodox church have all gotten behind the idea than just because you live in America, doesn't mean you have to speak the language or understand the culture. No, they would prefer to pretend to still be in Egypt, just with cooler weather and more freedom. I dislike any extended time spent in their midst. Individually they're cool, because they can be forced into speaking their broken English, but when they get together, forget about it. It's Egypt Time!
They do make some great food though.
Apparently the Mustache is not an acceptable form of facial hair. Too 'abnormal'.
I need more people around me who catch my seinfeld references.
Or my Family guy references, either one.
Allergies are really beginning to kick in. I think I'll go dope up.
That and she wears American Eagle shades. Seriously, she's a hip lady.
Went shopping yesterday. Bought new Flip-Flops in my quest to find flip-flops that don't begin stanking when your feet sweat. These ones are leather. I was assured that they were THE answer to my predicament, but I have my reservations. Thus far cloth has been the best bet, with rubber being the absolute worst.
Ate at Mongolian BBQ. Fantastic place. Loved it. Stuffed myself. About an hour later I was hating it. I hated it again 45 minutes after that, and again in an hour. Sum total of my MBBQ trip - Positive baby!
Went to a backwards Chipotle last week. It was odd. The one person who spoke proper, understandable English was the Hispanic (Mexican) looking woman at the register. The rest of the store was manned by whites/blacks who didn't speak 'English' per se. I'm not specifically positive what it is they were speaking, I just know it took me 3 tries to understand that she was saying 'barbacoa'. Rough.
Went to a specialty shaving store yesterday. Now I was specialty shaving items, and the 'you won't use them' argument is NOT valid. I will use the $105 dollar straight razor, as well as the 65$ badger hair brush, not to mention the $10 shaving cream and the $10 aftershave balm. I will Use them. You hear me???
I'm being forced to go to the Egyptian Church today. There are more Egyptians at this church than I meet when I am in Egypt. And this is not a rip on the number of people I see in Egypt. Atleast those people have some idea of culture outside of Egypt. These morons at the Orthodox church have all gotten behind the idea than just because you live in America, doesn't mean you have to speak the language or understand the culture. No, they would prefer to pretend to still be in Egypt, just with cooler weather and more freedom. I dislike any extended time spent in their midst. Individually they're cool, because they can be forced into speaking their broken English, but when they get together, forget about it. It's Egypt Time!
They do make some great food though.
Apparently the Mustache is not an acceptable form of facial hair. Too 'abnormal'.
I need more people around me who catch my seinfeld references.
Or my Family guy references, either one.
Allergies are really beginning to kick in. I think I'll go dope up.