What Is Love?

[sandmansister]

Perhaps that's a bad choice of title since I immediately heard a cacophony of songs in my head (the tune from the "Night at the Roxbury" skit and another of the same title by Dee-lite, most notably). But since the remainder of the post is utter silliness, I guess such accompaniement is appropriate. Got this from a co-worker (feel free to sing along in your best Dean Martin, you know you wanna):

When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That's amoré.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses his sword in a fight,
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests,
Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
an aborigine,
That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That's a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham,
Is with marshmallows crammed,
That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That's "No more!", eh?