Distracted Retro Lemmings
1. As a child, who was your favorite superhero/ heroine? Why? We’d watch Justice League and I recall envying Aquaman’s ability to talk to sea creatures. But like Kyryn I felt an affinity for Wonder Woman when I was really young. The Lasso of Truth held some undeniable appeal, and those cool bracelets. When Lynda Carter played her on TV, punkinbutt & I used to reenact stuff - but her friend Christine used to fight me for who was gonna be Wonder Woman. That little twerp was an only child not good at sharing so I usually ended up Wonder Woman’s not-quite-as-pretty-or-powerful cousin to keep the peace. (I usually got told to “rise above it” or “take the high road” because I was older, stronger, more mature and should know better. Still bitter? Yep, pretty much.)
2. What was one thing you always wanted as a child but never got? None of my toys were real enough for me (even the Easy Bake Oven stuff tasted crappy in the 70s). I really wanted a playhouse that wasn't just a cardboard box. Real doors, real floors, an upstairs (maybe even electricity). Barring that, a Barbie townhouse.
3. What's the furthest from home you've been? London. Was ready to go back two weeks after returning home. Still am. Can’t wait to get the FloNight doc going again so we can justify (i.e. pay for, write off) a return trip.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to learn but haven't yet? I love languages. Was fairly fluent in Spanish in high school and took a year of French in college, but lost it all for lack of someone to speak with. Would love to be a polyglot like the Mocha-riffic DanceWench (Russian, Italian, Mandarin Chinese, German, French etc...).
5. What are your plans for the weekend? Add up 2002 Tempest expenses so I can finish my taxes and see how much $$$ I get back. Work on this year's budget. Work out. Brake job and, if money allows, get new tires. Household stuff (laundry, water plants, repot violets, vacuum). Tonight? Maybe go play pool and have cocktails with buffalobills, DossMan, FlamingoKing and his honey SnuggleBear at the bar. Nap(s). Tomorrow? Small, private Imbolc celebration.
Your SaniTest(TM) Results
Your score is:110
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 5.76 Your score suggests that you are psychasthenic. A very interesting condition, it means you lack the capacity to resolve uncertainties, or resist phobias or compulsions even though you know they're irrational. You may have trouble making decisions, or you may find yourself engaging in self-sabotaging behavior. Others who scored at this level include millionaire Howard Hughes and occultist/heretic Giordano Bruno.
Sometimes you feel like a nut...
You Should Pose For Pinup!
You hark back to the days of Bettie Page and Marilyn Monroe.
You love the retro style and long for the good old days.
You love fantasy but in a classy way.
You're a real girl, not an anorexic waif.
You have curves which many modern women lack.
More women should be like you.
What Porn Magazine Would Kill to Have You On the Cover?
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Don't look so blue.. or is it green? Don't be sad that you're the
outcast, and jealous that you will never be as important as the
others. You're important to those who know you, you just don't
know it. Or them. Well, of course you know those around you,
it's just that their names get in the way, like a chunk of pretzel
in George W. Bush's trachea. Darla? Carla? Marla? Starla? Does
it really matter? You can always write down these little mementos
for others to read later on, just buy a new typewriter, skippy.
Which Smashing Pumpkins album are you?
You scare people sometimes with your temper. For
god's sake try to calm down sometime before you
give yourself a hernia.
How do people see you?
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Aerodynamic. Highly musical. Black.
Black pertaining to your wardrobe, of
course. You, my pale tempered-tusker,
have style and musical genius, though
some of your critics may think otherwise.
It doesn't matter. Their opinions mean
nothing. They can lick your boots and
snap a Polaroid of your kindly displayed
ringfinger. You're a born leader, a little
controlling at times, but you're still able
to maintain a sense of good humor in
most cases.
The Smashing Pumpkins Test: Which Band Member Are you?
congratulations. you are the "you smell like
butt" bunny. your brutally honest and
always say whats on your mind.
which happy bunny are you?
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Good God, what the hell does this mean?! I'm not even
a Quarter Pounder with Cheese! I'm a friggin napkin!
Which Crazy Smashing Pumpkins Thing Are You?
Horse
What Is Your Animal Personality?
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You Are 75% Whore!
75% Whore. Now we're getting somewhere. You're certainly no virgin, but haven't quite reached whore status.
You have the potential to be whore-like but stop yourself short when it comes to foursomes and riding dick with the passion of a wild cowgirl.
Next time your lover asks to include your best friend, go for it. In fact, invite a couple of friends over tonight and experience the sensation of uninhibited orgies.
You are great at sex positions, making your lover orgasm, and having sex in new places.
What Do Girls Whisper Behind Your Back? Virgin or Whore Quiz Tells All!
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2. What was one thing you always wanted as a child but never got? None of my toys were real enough for me (even the Easy Bake Oven stuff tasted crappy in the 70s). I really wanted a playhouse that wasn't just a cardboard box. Real doors, real floors, an upstairs (maybe even electricity). Barring that, a Barbie townhouse.
3. What's the furthest from home you've been? London. Was ready to go back two weeks after returning home. Still am. Can’t wait to get the FloNight doc going again so we can justify (i.e. pay for, write off) a return trip.
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to learn but haven't yet? I love languages. Was fairly fluent in Spanish in high school and took a year of French in college, but lost it all for lack of someone to speak with. Would love to be a polyglot like the Mocha-riffic DanceWench (Russian, Italian, Mandarin Chinese, German, French etc...).
5. What are your plans for the weekend? Add up 2002 Tempest expenses so I can finish my taxes and see how much $$$ I get back. Work on this year's budget. Work out. Brake job and, if money allows, get new tires. Household stuff (laundry, water plants, repot violets, vacuum). Tonight? Maybe go play pool and have cocktails with buffalobills, DossMan, FlamingoKing and his honey SnuggleBear at the bar. Nap(s). Tomorrow? Small, private Imbolc celebration.
Your SaniTest(TM) Results
Your score is:110
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 5.76 Your score suggests that you are psychasthenic. A very interesting condition, it means you lack the capacity to resolve uncertainties, or resist phobias or compulsions even though you know they're irrational. You may have trouble making decisions, or you may find yourself engaging in self-sabotaging behavior. Others who scored at this level include millionaire Howard Hughes and occultist/heretic Giordano Bruno.
Sometimes you feel like a nut...
You Should Pose For Pinup!
You hark back to the days of Bettie Page and Marilyn Monroe.
You love the retro style and long for the good old days.
You love fantasy but in a classy way.
You're a real girl, not an anorexic waif.
You have curves which many modern women lack.
More women should be like you.
What Porn Magazine Would Kill to Have You On the Cover?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
Don't look so blue.. or is it green? Don't be sad that you're the
outcast, and jealous that you will never be as important as the
others. You're important to those who know you, you just don't
know it. Or them. Well, of course you know those around you,
it's just that their names get in the way, like a chunk of pretzel
in George W. Bush's trachea. Darla? Carla? Marla? Starla? Does
it really matter? You can always write down these little mementos
for others to read later on, just buy a new typewriter, skippy.
Which Smashing Pumpkins album are you?
You scare people sometimes with your temper. For
god's sake try to calm down sometime before you
give yourself a hernia.
How do people see you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Aerodynamic. Highly musical. Black.
Black pertaining to your wardrobe, of
course. You, my pale tempered-tusker,
have style and musical genius, though
some of your critics may think otherwise.
It doesn't matter. Their opinions mean
nothing. They can lick your boots and
snap a Polaroid of your kindly displayed
ringfinger. You're a born leader, a little
controlling at times, but you're still able
to maintain a sense of good humor in
most cases.
The Smashing Pumpkins Test: Which Band Member Are you?
congratulations. you are the "you smell like
butt" bunny. your brutally honest and
always say whats on your mind.
which happy bunny are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Good God, what the hell does this mean?! I'm not even
a Quarter Pounder with Cheese! I'm a friggin napkin!
Which Crazy Smashing Pumpkins Thing Are You?
Horse
What Is Your Animal Personality?
brought to you by Quizilla
You Are 75% Whore!
75% Whore. Now we're getting somewhere. You're certainly no virgin, but haven't quite reached whore status.
You have the potential to be whore-like but stop yourself short when it comes to foursomes and riding dick with the passion of a wild cowgirl.
Next time your lover asks to include your best friend, go for it. In fact, invite a couple of friends over tonight and experience the sensation of uninhibited orgies.
You are great at sex positions, making your lover orgasm, and having sex in new places.
What Do Girls Whisper Behind Your Back? Virgin or Whore Quiz Tells All!
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva