Say it ain't so!

[sandmansister]

On my way home, I heard a very disturbing thing on an ad for Six Flags over Tejas. I hoped I was simply a bit faint from hunger, causing auditory hallucinations.

No such luck.

Apparently there is a kids' ride called - I shit you negative - The Batwing.

My ickle pea brain was immediately inundated with images of budrospadre (grinning maniacally, of course

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ROFLS HAVE RIDGES

[ex_nostradom25]

Jesus Christ on a rubber crutch, woman. I was HOWLING with laughter!

I mean, could you see him perched up above the cars as they ride through his legs? Like not a foot above the kids' heads? WITH HIS BATWINGS?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHHA

And THEN I saw the line about me laughing until a little pee came out, and THEN I STARTED SCREAMING in hysterics! And it wasn't just a little pee coming out. I'm pretty sure I felt something touchin' cotton, too. BWAHAHHAHA

Christ, woman. One of these days you gonna kill me!

Re: ROFLS HAVE RIDGES

[sandmansister]

I knew you'd be with me on this. Ree! I could hear the chorus of guffaws from here!

Of course, this means that your next trip CLEARLY must involve a trip to Six Flags. Just sayin'.

"I've got yer BATWINGS right here!!! Muahahahahahaha!"

[leopard_print]

HAHAHAHAHA! I could definitely see that!

Oh god. The mental images! LMAO

[minirth]

JOHN STAMOS?!? How fucking random is that?!? Hee!

Although I once had a very inappropriate dream about an intense sexual relationship... with Schroeder. Yes, the Schroeder from Peanuts, all grown up and with a crooked wang. I hate the dreams that make you wake up yelling "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT?!?".

[snow_lynx]

I'm hoping this is an inside joke and I just missed it, LOL!

Because my brain (being an ex-employee of Six Flags Corporate HQ and liason to DC Comics for years and years) went immediately to the Batwing, Batman's plane. And failed to get the joke.

LOL, I'm hopeless.

[sandmansister]

Well, er... um...

*looks askance at nostradomnatrix*

*hears chirping crickets*

Here!

OMG!

[snow_lynx]

ROTFLMFAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theotherevilred]

Better than Ping's wings. The worst part is the ride is totally lame. Yes, I am a nice enough mom that I took Glen and 2 friends to 6 flags last week. Hotter than hell - thank goodness for water rides.