I hides under your stairs, sleeps behind your curtains, and lives in your hat.
My 25 Things
1. I punched a girl in high school, I regret doing that to this day. To be fair, she had shoulders like a linebacker, and a fist like a Christmas ham.
2. I have an unhealthy addiction to The Pogues
3. When I was young I wanted to either be a paleontologist, or a hitman.
4. I like half of you more then you deserve, and hate the rest of you more then you think.
5. I've stolen from the poor and given to the rich.
6. I dream in words.
7. Weed makes me judgmental and violent. Blame it on my self righteous furry.
8. I have never illegally downloaded music or movies.
9. I despise people who do.
10. I have nightmares involving liberals taking over the world.
11. A cigar and a glass of scotch is always better then sex.
12. I have 1012 comic books, and growing.
13. I have tried unsuccessfully to play 6 instruments. I have no concept of rhythm, nor can I keep a beat to save my life.
14. I skipped school once in order to dye my hair white. My mother promptly made me shave my head.
15. I was on the crew team for a single season. My boat sank.
16. I think global warming is a crock of shit.
17. I should have been a lawyer.
18. I had a blind date run out, right after telling me her father had just died of fast acting cancer. I still ate her nachos.
19. I hate all sitcoms.
20. I find very few things funny.
21. I can't sleep without drinking wine, I gave up drinking, I no longer sleep.
22. I've been kicked off the Pirates of the Caribbean ride twice. Once at gun point, who knew Disney had their own S.W.A.T Team.
23. I've wanted to live alone in a boxcar on the side of a mountain since I was 14, after reading On the Road.
24. I hate trains.
25. I am the Key Master.
