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[sandlogia]

Huh. Would have expected a different color honestly.

Anyone want a lime green apple?

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[fairy_script]

Aren't most apples either red or green?

[sandlogia]

Yes. But this was an attic fruit so expected strangeness.

[fairy_script]

Is attic fruit...fruit that you found in an attic, or does it mean something different?

[sandlogia]

Found it in the attic.

[fairy_script]

How long was it there?

[sandlogia]

I don't know.

[fairy_script]

Isn't it rotten by now?

[sandlogia]

Bizarrely enough no. The watermellon might be but I am unable to ascertain if it is suppse to be black or if it is rotten.

[fairy_script]

I've never seen a black watermelon before.

[sandlogia]

Before I moved here, neither did I.

Now then. I don't believe we've been introduced. I am Sir Crocodile. Are you wanting to buy an apple?

[fairy_script]

Oh! Sorry, I'm Levi McGarden. It's nice to meet you!

We have apples here, but thank you.

[sandlogia]

Good to met you as well Miss McGarden. It is always pleasent to know the local Marines.

Care to buy the watermelon then?

[fairy_script]

Oh, thank you! It's nice to know that some people like us after all.

Um, I'm not sure that I should buy fruit that's the wrong color, especially not over the internet. But thank you anyway.

[sandlogia]

I admire Smoker-kun greatly!

No worries. I'll find someone to buy it eventually.

[fairy_script]

He's very strong.

Good luck! Do you sell fruit for a living?

[sandlogia]

He is strong and steadfast and very handsome.

It is a temporary profit until I find something better.