Mar 20, 2005 19:58
*I had a drug problem when I was young
*I was drug to church on Sunday morning
*I was drug to weddings and funerals
*I was drug to family reunions
*I was drug to Grandpa's ranch to work during summers
*I was drug out the door to go to school every weekday
*I was drug by the ears when I was disrespectful to adults and teachers
*I was drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents
*Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say and think. They are stronger than Cocaine, Crack, or Heroin, and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America might be a better place.
A--Frickin'--Men