if i were a pirate my name would be brown-ass, arrrrrrrr!

Nov 13, 2003 00:41

so things are going a bit better. i've decided that maybe i wasn't raped, since i wanted to hump, and seduced him with my many charms. bunny got back! in related news, i've realized that i have no neck. this doesn't bother me, though.

brown-haired mommy seems to snuggle with me a lot more than she used to. i can't quite figure out if this is because she feels bad because blonde mommy always pets frodo, or because she loves me all the more, or if she's just an emotionally fragile human. i think it's a bit of each.

okay, i'm going to go eat some poo and try to think of how to be adorable. that newcomer is such an attention whore.
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