http://www.chicagonow.com/baby-sideburns/2013/11/letter-ex-boyfriend/ I can't post this on FB because then my ex might see it. And might actually think I wrote it! (I am even, for another few months, actually 41! Though my kids are no longer under 5.)
(Just to note: I do actually very much love my kids. And I don't call them A-holes, and they're too big to be jumping out of strollers now and we can't even buy cheerios in Greece. BUT THIS IS STILL HYSTERICALLY FUNNY.)