Hello Everyone,
First off I feel the need to warn you all, I am a first time poster to this community, and generally live journal challenged. *Gasp, I know*. However I was told in no uncertain terms, under threat of glaring and possible poutage by a friend who pretty much LIVES for this community, the movie, and this pair (Who WOULDN'T really) that I apparently HAD to post this here.
So, sorry if I am breaking some sort of community rule, but I am providing a link to my first (yay!) Hot Fuzz fanfiction that basically ate my life. (Not gonna lie it's a beast...) I hope you guys like it! (And also, may I say I ADORE this community ALREADY! Like whoa)
Title: "They Shaved it off"
Author: Gate Gurl/The Readers Muse
Rating: R for happy times, blown up stuff, and hawt man kisses
Word Count: A lot. Really.
Summary:
“They shaved it off.” He muttered unnecessarily, apparently in way of a compliant as he brushed a bruised, and slightly scratched palm along the newly sheared skin, his cut fingers tugging at his upper lip, his voice slightly morose sounding, his tone most definitely that of someone who was feeling very sorry for themselves, uttering a tiny, barely audible distressed mewl of a sound as his fingers encountered smooth skin, the noise oddly reminiscent of a sodden, rain soaked kitten asking to be let in from the rain.
www.fanfiction.net/s/5830738/1/