FIC - Never Happened Before
Title: Never Happened Before
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: Slash-tastic Gen
Word Count: drabble-length
Rating: G, I think
Summary/Warnings: I was organising my DVD case when this popped into my head. Three guesses which DVD gave me the idea.
“I’m sorry. I’ve never had that happen before.”
Nicholas blinked, staring confused into the space in front of him. “No, it’s... okay. It’s fine.”
“But it isn’t. It’s embarrassing.” Danny looked away for a few moments before finally getting up, putting some distance between him and Nicholas.
“What now?” Nicholas tapped his fingers awkwardly against his thighs. “I mean...”
“I dunno. I won’t be mad if you go home.”
“It wasn’t that bad,” Nicholas assured.
“You’re such a horrible liar.” Sighing, Danny ejected the DVD, picking up Karate Cop from the tray and shoving it rather unceremoniously into the case.