Chased by Chickens
Title: Chased by Chickens
Rating: G
Summary: Sandeul wants to eat chicken and the only way he could get to eat is to feed them.
Word Count: 659 words
“You want to eat chicken?” asked B1A4’s manager. “Then, you’ll have to feed them.”
Sandeul gulped, looking at the chicken field covered with fences. According to the manager, the owner had not fed the chickens for two days so the chickens were ravenously hungry.
Sandeul turned to see the other members of B1A4 who looked bored. They could do nothing but stand there and watch. They were supposed to be going to an amusement park and play till their awfully tired but they could only go there when all members are present.
Sandeul had wanted to eat chicken all week. He won’t stop talking about fried chicken, chicken stew or anything to do with chicken.
“Probably only Onew sunbaenim would help you out,” Jinyoung mused.
“Ah, ppali! I wanna go and play!” Baro complained. He was the one who was dying to go to the amusement park for weeks.
“If you don’t want to do this, you won’t eat chicken,” said the manager.
“No! I want to do this! I want to eat chicken!” answered Sandeul, holding a bag of grains to feed the chicken. “I mean, it’s just chicken and feeding. It’s not even hard to do so.”
“Then, hurry up!” hurried Baro, opening the gates of the field and pushing Sandeul inside.
Sandeul slowly walked towards the chickens that were roaming free around the field while the rest of B1A4 members and their manager watched him.
“Here chicky, chicky,” Sandeul called, taking out some grains from the bag.
Suddenly, the heads of all the chickens in the field immediately looked up and all started chasing after Sandeul for food.
"AHHHHHHH!” Sandeul yelled, running around the whole field to get away from the hungry chickens.
"Hyung! Stop, drop and roll!" shouted Gongchan.
"What?!" Cnu shouted back. "That's supposed to be when you catch a fire!"
“AHHHHHHH!” Sandeul yelled again. “The chickens are after me!”
“This is what happens when you keep talking about wanting to eat chickens!” Jinyoung said.
Sandeul dropped the bag of grains he was holding and ran towards the gates of the field but he couldn’t open the door as Baro had it locked.
“Aish! Open the gate!” Sandeul demanded.
“Oh no, I won’t!” answered Baro. “You must feed the chicken.”
“Just let me out!”
“Mehrong,” Baro stuck out his tongue. “You made manager hyung drive three hours out of town. You must feed the chickens now!”
Before Sandeul could answer, the chickens caught up to him and started poking on his feet with their beaks. Sandeul yelled in pain and continued running around the field, screaming his lungs out.
“Should we let him out?” asked Gongchan.
“Nope. He made us come all the way here, ruining our day off. He shouldn’t leave empty handed,” Baro said, with an evil laugh to end it off.
“Eh…you’re so mean,” said Cnu.
Everyone watched Sandeul, still being chased by chickens. Jinyoung and Gongchan tried not to laugh, Baro and their manager were snickering and Cnu was shaking his head.
“Let me out!” Sandeul begged.
“Mianhae, Deullie!” Baro answered. “You must feed the chickens!”
“LET ME OUT OR I’LL FEED THEM YOU!”
Baro laughed, looking at Sandeul in his misery. He was jumping here and there.
Sandeul shouted at the chickens, “YOUR FOOD IS THE GRAINS IN THAT BAG! NOT ME!”
Everyone burst out in laughter.
Sandeul yelled, “I DON’T WANT TO EAT CHICKEN ALREADY. NOW LET ME OUT. THESE CHICKENS ARE CRAZY.”
Baro opened the gates, still laughing, and let Sandeul out before quickly closing the gates before the chickens managed to escape. Sandeul ran towards Gongchan and hid behind me, taking a peek from his shoulder to look at the chickens that were standing by the fence. He looked the at the chickens and he almost shrieked when he thought the chickens were glaring at him.
“My worst chicken nightmare,” he said.
“Aish, this is what you get for talking so much about chicken!” Baro replied.
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A/N: I'm guessing you might be wondering what the hell I just wrote. I don't know. I was bored in class when I started thinking about Sandeul and chickens. So yeah...