Keep your love locked down
Cassandra: i don't kow, i doubt us getting hitched would ever happen
it is kind of a strange relationship
....like all of my other relationships with boys
Eddie: well, he's kind of a strange boy
as you are kind of a strange girl
Cassandra: this is true
Eddie: and I am a strange form of intelligent cheese
Also, I hate it when jokes have kind of "yawn" punchlines. It makes me want to rewrite them.
For example, here is the original joke:
Q: What do you call a yeti in a phone booth?
A: Stuck.
Better punchlines:
- 1-900- That-thing-over-there
- Too damn cheap to buy a cell phone.
- Late for dinner.
-Doris. *
- Harry.
- Pwned.
- Originator of bigfoot sightings
- Undercover cop.
Even better is Ed's complete rewrite of the joke:
Q: What do you call a male yeti named Doris phoning in a big-foot sighting from a phone booth?
A: Doris.
In conclusion, make your jokes better people! I'm looking at you Laffy Taffy joke writers!
*Eddie is responsible for this one. I suggested "Earl" and he one upped me.