Oh hay!
This morning, I found Hellsing and Utena sitting inside a door of my entertainment center. They were having a tea party.
So, uh, yeah, sorry about that. I'll give them back to you whenever you please.
ETA: I just remembered a dream I had last night.
In this dream I had just been swimming and was at a big fancy house that was owned by a girl who looked a lot like Reese Witherspoon. I needed to pee very badly and was told that I would have to use the mens restroom. So, I tinkle, then discover that it is a magical man bidet.
There were several jets of water, two devoted to where I imagine testicles would be. While sitting on the can, I looked down and saw that there were leeches between my toes. I immediately went into the other room and told Reese Witherspoon that there were leeches between my toes and frantically asked her to pull them off for me.
At that moment, a cute boy who I knew was her brother walked in the room and said that they would have to used a needle and thread to get them off. Then I lay on my back while each one took a foot and took a needle and thread and sewed through my feet and the leeches. (This mad perfect sense in the dream. I was like "Well of course you'll need a needle and thread to get them off! Duh!" in the dream)
Then at one point the cute boy stitched the needle through his buttcheeck. Also, I was wearing a towel during this whole ordeal. Only a towel. It kept falling off.
What is my brain doing? Anyone even want to try to analyze this bullshit?
So, uh, yeah, sorry about that. I'll give them back to you whenever you please.
ETA: I just remembered a dream I had last night.
In this dream I had just been swimming and was at a big fancy house that was owned by a girl who looked a lot like Reese Witherspoon. I needed to pee very badly and was told that I would have to use the mens restroom. So, I tinkle, then discover that it is a magical man bidet.
There were several jets of water, two devoted to where I imagine testicles would be. While sitting on the can, I looked down and saw that there were leeches between my toes. I immediately went into the other room and told Reese Witherspoon that there were leeches between my toes and frantically asked her to pull them off for me.
At that moment, a cute boy who I knew was her brother walked in the room and said that they would have to used a needle and thread to get them off. Then I lay on my back while each one took a foot and took a needle and thread and sewed through my feet and the leeches. (This mad perfect sense in the dream. I was like "Well of course you'll need a needle and thread to get them off! Duh!" in the dream)
Then at one point the cute boy stitched the needle through his buttcheeck. Also, I was wearing a towel during this whole ordeal. Only a towel. It kept falling off.
What is my brain doing? Anyone even want to try to analyze this bullshit?