how you know your mother is psychotic
1) when she gets mad because you don't want to wake up in the morning. yet she doesn't know what time you went to bed, because that totally changes everything.
2) when she gets mad because you don't cut the grass, which is total bullshit because i don't even know how to cut the grass. dad did it before he left.
3) when she gets mad because you haven't painted the garage and front door. are you stupid, woman? i was the one who wanted to repaint it in the first place, you didn't even care. so why the fuck does it matter when i paint it?
2) when she gets mad because you don't cut the grass, which is total bullshit because i don't even know how to cut the grass. dad did it before he left.
3) when she gets mad because you haven't painted the garage and front door. are you stupid, woman? i was the one who wanted to repaint it in the first place, you didn't even care. so why the fuck does it matter when i paint it?