001. // Intro. [ accidental voice post ]
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[ audio only; ]
…The hell. This isn’t Karakura Town, an’ it sure ain’t Toyko either. ‘S not my cell phone either…
[ there’s a beeping sound that’s pretty obviously Hiyori pressing buttons on the device as she mutters irritably to herself ]
Tch, great job leadin’ us, Shinji. Only you could be stupid enough to get us all lost just by steppin’ out the door, you dumbsh-!
--[ and there’s the sudden sound of car horns blaring, and the audio suddenly gets a little louder but a lot more distant-sounding, as if whoever was holding it had, oh, say, lowered it to fall into an I WILL SO KICK YOUR ASS ready-to-fight stance ]
--SHUT THE HELL UP, I’M IN THE CROSSWALK AND YOU DICKHEADS HAVE A RED LIGHT! PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY ANYWAY, DUMBASSES! HEY, HONK THAT HORN AT ME AGAIN, BALDY, AND I’M GONNA FLATTEN THAT CAR OF YOURS LIKE THE RUSTY TIN CAN IT IS! C’MON HONK I DARE YA!
[ and there’s silence…and then the obnoxious blare of another horn, followed almost instantly by a rather worrisome and very metallic-sounding CRUNCH ]
HA! I WARNED YA, SHITHEAD! ANY A’ THE REST OF YOU WANT SOME?
[ dead. silence. or as silent as a city intersection can get anyway fff]
Hmph. S’what I thought.
[ k, back to original volume, and there’s more beeping and muttering ]
All right then, let’s see if there’s anyone in this stupid thing’s phonebook…
[ audio only; ]
…The hell. This isn’t Karakura Town, an’ it sure ain’t Toyko either. ‘S not my cell phone either…
[ there’s a beeping sound that’s pretty obviously Hiyori pressing buttons on the device as she mutters irritably to herself ]
Tch, great job leadin’ us, Shinji. Only you could be stupid enough to get us all lost just by steppin’ out the door, you dumbsh-!
--[ and there’s the sudden sound of car horns blaring, and the audio suddenly gets a little louder but a lot more distant-sounding, as if whoever was holding it had, oh, say, lowered it to fall into an I WILL SO KICK YOUR ASS ready-to-fight stance ]
--SHUT THE HELL UP, I’M IN THE CROSSWALK AND YOU DICKHEADS HAVE A RED LIGHT! PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY ANYWAY, DUMBASSES! HEY, HONK THAT HORN AT ME AGAIN, BALDY, AND I’M GONNA FLATTEN THAT CAR OF YOURS LIKE THE RUSTY TIN CAN IT IS! C’MON HONK I DARE YA!
[ and there’s silence…and then the obnoxious blare of another horn, followed almost instantly by a rather worrisome and very metallic-sounding CRUNCH ]
HA! I WARNED YA, SHITHEAD! ANY A’ THE REST OF YOU WANT SOME?
[ dead. silence. or as silent as a city intersection can get anyway fff]
Hmph. S’what I thought.
[ k, back to original volume, and there’s more beeping and muttering ]
All right then, let’s see if there’s anyone in this stupid thing’s phonebook…