004.// " 'All I want for Christmas is you' is a holiday toast to cannibalism."
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[PUBLIC || UNFILTERED because who the hell cares who sees (hint: not Hiyori |D)]
☇ Reminded a bunch of dumbass drivers about how pedestrians have the right of way. Nice.
☇ Livened up that stupid four-eyes’ party, relieved him of his shitty gifts, ate all the cake so no one else would have to since it wasn’t all that great really. Nice.
☇ Kicked Shinji in the face, kicked Shinji in the shins, smacked Shinji with my sandal, kicked him in the face again, punched him in the gut, punched him in the face, stomped on his foot, etc, etc. All nice, ‘cause I really coulda hit him a lot harder every one of those times-his nose hardly even bled at all, and the bruises won’t last long. [though they’re replaced almost daily]
☇ Taught Ant-girl some manners, nice. Didn’t burn her store down, nice. Didn’t kill her for ki-, nice.
☇ Went over all the inventory for that lazy my the shop, since those two boneheads livin’ here with me can’t find their asses with both hands most of the time, much less find shit in those store rooms. Nice.
☇ Haven’t really hunted Ichigo down yet and beat the shit outta him for runnin’ off. Naughty.
…Heh. Ain’t I just a fuckin’ saint. An' there's still plenty a' time to change that last one...
[PUBLIC || UNFILTERED because who the hell cares who sees (hint: not Hiyori |D)]
☇ Reminded a bunch of dumbass drivers about how pedestrians have the right of way. Nice.
☇ Livened up that stupid four-eyes’ party, relieved him of his shitty gifts, ate all the cake so no one else would have to since it wasn’t all that great really. Nice.
☇ Kicked Shinji in the face, kicked Shinji in the shins, smacked Shinji with my sandal, kicked him in the face again, punched him in the gut, punched him in the face, stomped on his foot, etc, etc. All nice, ‘cause I really coulda hit him a lot harder every one of those times-his nose hardly even bled at all, and the bruises won’t last long. [though they’re replaced almost daily]
☇ Taught Ant-girl some manners, nice. Didn’t burn her store down, nice. Didn’t kill her for ki-, nice.
☇ Went over all the inventory for that lazy my the shop, since those two boneheads livin’ here with me can’t find their asses with both hands most of the time, much less find shit in those store rooms. Nice.
☇ Haven’t really hunted Ichigo down yet and beat the shit outta him for runnin’ off. Naughty.
…Heh. Ain’t I just a fuckin’ saint. An' there's still plenty a' time to change that last one...