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[sand_marionette]

After sparing a moment to snicker at the numeral my subject title's reached--anyone else on the second floor been havin' more trouble with the showers than usual? I swear the hot's running out quicker, it's like someone's installed a secondary pipeline. If that bastard landlord got a smaller water heater I swear I will make his face look like mine

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[greengigabomb]

But cold showers are INVIGORATING!

[sand_marionette]

Cold water closes pores. YOU try scrubbing off heavy make up like this, at night, drunk. Perhaps that exercise will help exfoliate your youth.

[greengigabomb]

Oh, Kankurou. Surely you must see that ALCOHOL impedes EVERYONE'S youth.

[sand_marionette]

Last I checked, alcohol was almost synonymous with youth, along with stupidity.

[greengigabomb]

Such a pessimistic view! You are far too young to have your enthusiasm dampened like this!

[sand_marionette]

No need to worry your little bowl-cut head, I don't consider myself a youth anymore. I just hate kids.

...The fuck old are you, anyway?

[greengigabomb]

Don't worry for I do not worry!

Turning twenty two in November~

[sand_marionette]

Ever worry about that 'live fast, die young' adage?