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Let's play a game called How Crappy Can Laur's Life Get?
Step One: Have all the profs assign a buttload of work one week before spring break! Must include at least two midterms, one 6 page research paper, one 5 page English paper, and a few random assignments just to keep her on her toes.
Step Two: Let's get her in trouble with the secutiry guards for conducting her experiment on the Upper Quad (for the record, I ended up drafting my three friends to climb a tree, while David and I watched and made notes. We got many, many stares, and some good data). Have the guards speak sarcastically and lecture Laur. Game not complete without one "Well if any of you fall and break a bone, don't come calling for the Hop-Cops. It's not our responsibility if you die."
Step Three: Give Laur internet problems! Try logging her on and off multiple times a day, while she's at class. More fun when people try to IM, and wonder why she's ignoring them!
Step Four: Crash Laur's computer at 11:30pm on Sunday night. The day BEFORE the week from Hell. Extra points if it's so dead, she can't even turn her computer back on!
Step Five: Keep her new computer (which she thankfully has) from logging online! Play the "the internet's connected, so why won't it log on?" game multiple times. More fun when she finally figures out how to make it work using the Google address bar, but not the normal internet one.
Prize? You get to enjoy Laur's life NEXT week, just in time for another midterm and two more papers! Enjoy!
Step One: Have all the profs assign a buttload of work one week before spring break! Must include at least two midterms, one 6 page research paper, one 5 page English paper, and a few random assignments just to keep her on her toes.
Step Two: Let's get her in trouble with the secutiry guards for conducting her experiment on the Upper Quad (for the record, I ended up drafting my three friends to climb a tree, while David and I watched and made notes. We got many, many stares, and some good data). Have the guards speak sarcastically and lecture Laur. Game not complete without one "Well if any of you fall and break a bone, don't come calling for the Hop-Cops. It's not our responsibility if you die."
Step Three: Give Laur internet problems! Try logging her on and off multiple times a day, while she's at class. More fun when people try to IM, and wonder why she's ignoring them!
Step Four: Crash Laur's computer at 11:30pm on Sunday night. The day BEFORE the week from Hell. Extra points if it's so dead, she can't even turn her computer back on!
Step Five: Keep her new computer (which she thankfully has) from logging online! Play the "the internet's connected, so why won't it log on?" game multiple times. More fun when she finally figures out how to make it work using the Google address bar, but not the normal internet one.
Prize? You get to enjoy Laur's life NEXT week, just in time for another midterm and two more papers! Enjoy!