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[ video; latin ] teutons June 22 2010, 04:21:48 UTC
HEY, HEY, HEY FATHER! I'VE BEEN CONVERTING PEOPLE! I GOT THIS ONE FRENCH GUY.

He's pretty stupid... and French. But I made him into a good Christian man!

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[ video; latin ] sanctus_cineris June 23 2010, 05:52:44 UTC
....French...W-whi...

T-thaet's.....G-guid job?

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[ video; latin ] teutons June 23 2010, 06:14:00 UTC
You're welcome!

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[ video; latin ] sanctus_cineris June 23 2010, 06:18:13 UTC
...E...heh...

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[ video; latin ] teutons June 23 2010, 06:20:22 UTC
Do you think we've got enough Christians to start taxing everyone?

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[ video; latin ] sanctus_cineris June 23 2010, 06:23:57 UTC
[Pfffft.....Starts chuckling softly.]

O'...Lad...Ye ken..Thaer's nae currency here.

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[ video; latin ] teutons June 23 2010, 06:30:49 UTC
We can tax for supplies and stuff! [ and added as an afterthought: ] To help out the poor!

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[ video; latin ] sanctus_cineris June 23 2010, 07:08:01 UTC
Verieh noble, boot also....Woul' ye think et better tae trade? Th' people here dinna have enough as es, tae tax woul' onlieh create moor problems.

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[ video; latin ] teutons June 23 2010, 07:21:33 UTC
Trading?! Oh! I'm really good at that! But... I've only got my clothes. And Hungary.

[ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG PAUSE. ]

[ grin. ] Do you think I can trade Hungary?

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[ video; latin ] Maxwell will adopt. sanctus_cineris June 23 2010, 07:50:11 UTC
........A-a....Hungary?

[A minor pause of his own.]

Whit woul' ye trade thaem fer?

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[ video; latin ] 8) teutons June 23 2010, 07:58:41 UTC
Well, Hungary's a shitty fighter, so probably not much. I'm sure I could get a house, at the very least!

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[ video; latin ] Maxie's little prodigy. sanctus_cineris June 23 2010, 08:15:38 UTC
[Such coarse language, though he'll overlook that...For now.]

...Perhaps ef ye asked thaem whit sort o' skills they had then they coul' help ye trade. Ah dinna think tradin' ae person o'...Ahn entity...Woul' be pleasin' tae His Glorieh.

Christ asks thaet we bond en brotherhood. Tae share whit we have wit' one another.

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[ video; latin ] Can the world handle two Maxwells? teutons June 23 2010, 19:19:33 UTC
[ listening and thinkingggg. this is way too confusing, man. ]

...I don't get it. If you share with everyone, how do you run a state? Because if Hungary and I traded together or shared, he'd assimilate me or something. I wouldn't be the Teutonic Order anymore! [ oh god here have a mini identity crisis over sharing. ]

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[ video; latin ] Anderson could. sanctus_cineris June 23 2010, 19:56:14 UTC
[Oh, right. He forgot about the country bit, though he wasn't certain he entirely grasped the concept.]

Whit's wrong wit' ahn alliance, e'en ef et's temporarieh? Et woul' make et easier tae concentrate on doin' th' Lord's work.

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[ video; latin ] Oh, Anderson. You are amazing. teutons June 24 2010, 05:03:16 UTC
Well... Hungary and I are kind of like an alliance. I got kicked out of the Holy Land by the Arabs, and Hungary needed someone to protect him, so I live in his house. But we don't really share much or work together. We can't! He's too much of an ass! One time, I tried to take some land for myself-- so I could have my own home! And he beat me up! And then, this other time, I said that the Pope was cooler than his King, WHICH HE IS, and Hungary got really mad and beat me up! And then, I was fighting Cumans, and I stole his kill, and he beat me up! And---

[ bitching about Hungary continues. ]

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[ video; latin ] sanctus_cineris June 25 2010, 17:48:31 UTC
...Boot ye could change here, ef ye simply asked. Pride can cloud one's judgment..

Ev'ry yin thaet es proud en heart es ahn abomination tae th' LORD: though hand join en hand, he shall not be unpunished.

Thaes es Discedo, Brave Knight. Ef we keep records o' th' wrongs back Home, how can we hope tae accomplish 'Is work? Forgiveness es absolute, ahn th' LORD deals onlieh en absolutes.

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