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PSA From the Mayoral Committee

Nov 26, 2011 00:00

Goooood afternoon, Sanctum!

[The young man on the screen flashes a grin at the camera, a hint of mischief in that smile before he steps back to lean against the edge of a large heavy desk centered in a stately office. As grand as the office appears to be though it is in an obvious state of barely contained disorganization, though if you were to ask ( Read more... )

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[voice] occultisms November 26 2011, 05:19:21 UTC

[There's perhaps the sound of fumbling before a young girl's voice comes over the network.]

Ah, excuse me, did you say you're the mayor?

[video] sanctum_npc November 26 2011, 05:21:56 UTC

More or less! What can I do for you, sweetheart?

[voice] occultisms November 26 2011, 05:51:32 UTC

[She steadies her voice, trying to not be demanding while also still firm.]

I need to go home. Do you know the way?

[Video] sanctum_npc November 26 2011, 05:57:10 UTC

[He flashes a sympathetic look at the camera, sucking his teeth in something that's almost a wince.]

Ah, well y'see we don't really have any control over that bit. The Rift brings people in and takes people out. 's just how it works. The folks at the Information Booth can give you more info on it but...

For now you're on vacation, babe.

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[Video] von_habsburg November 26 2011, 05:46:28 UTC

You are the spokesman? Then who, pray tell, is the Mayor?

[Because to him Norm looks like some kind of hooligan with his colored hair and flirting while doing Official Business. Austria is officially Not Impressed]

sanctum_npc November 26 2011, 05:53:13 UTC

That I am!

Ah~ You're one of the newbies huh? Well we don't have a mayor per say. Just a committee. And I get the pleasure of doing most of the business with you fine people! [He hears that Not Impressed tone, which just means he's going to wink playfully at that. Flirting is Official Business, Austria.]

von_habsburg November 26 2011, 06:17:49 UTC

I see... How very nice to meet you then. [Not really a pleasure, but Austria was expecting someone a little more... dignified.]

[He does blush at the wink, and takes a moment to compose himself before he speaks again]

And that sort of... of behavior is neither appreciated nor appropriate, Young Man.

sanctum_npc November 26 2011, 06:26:52 UTC

[Aww he blushes! Awesome. +1 Norm.

First he arches an eyebrow... then the smirk widens... aaaaand cue laughing.]

Dude, lighten up.

And I think I've got a pretty good idea of what's "appropriate" around here. Relax, babe. Make yourself comfy. I've got a feeling it's gonna take you a bit to get used to things.

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[Video] howlyourheartin November 26 2011, 06:07:35 UTC

[This person does not look like a Mayor. Of course, Shion himself doesn't look like a candidate to help rebuild a city, he has to keep that in mind.

Still. He's a little curious.]

I'm afraid I haven't had a chance to learn the politics here, what do you mean by... Mayoral Committee?

[Video] sanctum_npc November 26 2011, 06:17:11 UTC

With people coming and goin all the time it's more efficient for us to have a committee that makes decisions for the city. It'd suck to have everything be on one guy and the Rift to yank him out and all.

[Shrug! And here he thought "committee" was pretty self explanatory.]

Re: [Video] howlyourheartin November 26 2011, 06:22:04 UTC

[Well, that makes sense. He supposes he should have thought of that, but he was used to a Mayor being -

that loud noise as they left, he'd known what it was, hadn't he?

one person.]

I guess... that is a lot less stressful. How long have you been on the Committee?

[Maybe it was the newest members job to deal with the masses.]

[Video] sanctum_npc November 26 2011, 06:40:01 UTC

[He chuckles, smirking at Shion.]

Most things are probably less stressful here.

Been about... uh... five and a half years I guess? Damn, now I feel old. [Nosewrinkle. Shion stop asking such hard questions.]

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[voice] mister_hatter November 26 2011, 06:14:30 UTC

It's

[Screen flicks to video, suddenly, upside down. That's Break's elbow.]

what is-

[Voice again.]

-possessed-

[Text comes through, too. A little keysmashing. Then static as the sound goes on and off again rather quickly. Break vs technology, round one.]

-troduce yourself this way?

[voice] sanctum_npc November 26 2011, 06:20:17 UTC

Pfff- [Give him a minute, Break, he's cracking up here. Damn but he loves this part of the job.]

Hey, hey buddy just... hand the thingamabob back to the Info booth and have them explain it first.

[SO. AMUSED.]

[voice] mister_hatter November 26 2011, 06:21:36 UTC

[Apparently, they explain how to use it, but not what it is. Because a few seconds later, he greets him;]

Are you a box-demon?

[voice] sanctum_npc November 26 2011, 06:34:40 UTC

Demon? [Legasp! Certainly not! Look at how innocent this face is.] I like to think of myself as more of an angel~

[But he can't even say it with a straight face.] No, no I'm kidding, man.

It's a camera... you do know what a camera is right? Instead of still shots it records motion from my end and sends it over to yours.

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video crackednuts November 26 2011, 07:38:19 UTC

[Figuring out this silly device isn't very hard, and it's on video entirely on purpose, because Yosuke wants the anger and confusion on his face to be seen right about now.]

Dude.

What. The. Shit. Is going on? Why am I here, who the hell are all these people, what's with the- the weirdos handing out all this crap, why is there a picnic and why is there a, a carnival going on here and what the hell is going on?

video sanctum_npc November 26 2011, 14:49:25 UTC

[For all the fun and teasing he's been doing this is not something he deals with. You want to yell at someone, Yosuke, the people at the Information Booth have ways of handling you better than him. He's not built for that kind of abuse.]

You need to calm down before you hurt yourself, dude. The people that gave you the thingamabob can answer those more efficiently than me, alright?

Well... except for the picnic bit. That was my idea but that's just 'cause there's so many of you guys today! So enjoy!

video crackednuts November 28 2011, 02:11:35 UTC

[Oh no you don't, mister. You're not off the hook yet.]

Hey, screw that! You're on the, the Mayoral Committee, right? That means you're part of who's who, the people in charge, and you need to tell us how to get the hell outta here, dude! This shit's crazy!

[When it comes to being obnoxious in getting his way, Yosuke does his best, and he's learned from the best. Bro works retail.]

video sanctum_npc November 30 2011, 21:33:42 UTC

'Fraid I can't actually do much about that, no one can. The Rift does what it does and we... just have to adjust accordingly!

[Look at him smiling so cheerfully. Definitely not thinking you're the one acting crazy... nope, not at all.]