WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!!!!

[sancho8587]

So i come back to my dorm room, just after midnight after working all day for my finals, and find this kid on my floor convulsing from alcohol poisoning. Happy Birthday Jonathan!!

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[anonymous]

Our university hospital is a mere two blocks away, so getting our various seriously ill drunks to safety is no problem! Furthermore, if you pretend to be really really sick, the University Police will not write you up for drinking, but rather send you to the hospital and you'll get off scott free!

Oh my... people who drink to much. **shakes head**

[wufeidragon]

Mike?

[gartho009]

Gotta be. No one else writes like that, and no one else would have A)"shakes head" and B)use two asterisks to bracket it.

[wufeidragon]

Also, the hospital is two blocks from his dorm.

[gartho009]

That's the clincher.