now answer me this, have you honestly ever received it like "boom boom boom"?

Jul 13, 2010 08:16


yesterday afternoon we went floating on the river.  we stopped to get beer at a gas station where i have been refused service several times because i was not wearing shoes or a shirt...partially because i keep forgetting to put them on, but mostly because when it's 90 degrees out i cease to give a fuck.  i was reminded of this as i was about to walk inside without the necessary attire for the 4th time in about 2 weeks.  our real problem, however, was that nobody in our party had the necessary attire....so i gave my friend jenny 20 bucks and told her to go do it.  she's a very good looking asian girl who's great at pretending she doesn't speak english....and she was wearing nothing but a swimsuit.  3 minutes later she walked back out with a case of beer.

i bet arizona's immigration law works with the same loop holes....if a dingy looking guy with a spanish accent is carded at a liquor store and the cashier is a racist cock, he'll probably be kicked out of the country.  if a gorgeous lady with a russian accent is pulled over in her Lexus for going 90 in a 65, she'll probably be 5 minutes late.

i guess graduating from high school and clawing through the ranks at kwik trip isn't too different than getting a 2 year degree in radiology and becoming the governor of arizona.

floating was fun though.  seeyall @ okie dogs.

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