May 12, 2009 01:01
if you pretend to be compassionate over a given issue, and people are watching, they will think you're the real deal. guaranteed.
it doesn't even have to be an issue that anyone cares about....just make a scene and people will think you're empathetic.
i made a backhanded stab at homeless people at a party on saturday night, and most everyone in the room thought it was funny. i don't even remember what i said anymore, but there was no malicious intent....just me making a tasteless comment for the sake of getting a laugh. and one of the guys who lived at the house stood up and got in my face. literally. he was like 3 inches from my face. he went off and started preaching about how homeless people have all the same rights we do, and how they're just trying to live, and how they're no lesser than we are blah blah blah... and i told him i was disappointed that he didn't like what i said. that's all i SHOULD have had to say to him. he obviously wanted me to admit i was wrong, and that i was foolish for uttering such an atrocity, and then maybe i'd just shut up and sit by myself for the rest of the night....and i tried to handle this guy in a civil manner but he was YELLING in my face.
here's the kicker...
when he realized that i wasn't about to feel guilty over it, he got so mad that he left. at like 3 in the morning. he left his own house. during his own party...thus rendering himself temporarily HOMELESS!! how fitting. i can't stand it when people take sarcasm the wrong way. i was obviously, OBVIOUSLY being sarcastic and Guy Random pretended to be pissed off because he obviously, OBVIOUSLY wasn't getting enough attention at his own party. i give money to homeless guys like 90% of the time. the only people i hate are people who have crossed me personally. that doesn't include any homeless people....there's actually only like 3 people on that list total. bottom line: don't bitch when it's not worth it. you might end up homeless.
and so it begins......come june 1st i begin working monday-friday 4:30am-12:30pm. talk about the most brutal hours i could possibly ask for. that's when i SLEEP. although if i get used to it it'll be awesome. my weekends start at noon on friday instead of 11pm. my nocturnal nights are numbered....or at least postponed. hopefully postponed. i like being a nocturnal.
and i really want to see DRAG ME TO HELL!
seeyall @ okie dogs