poke-a-hot-ass
Rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Tom's questions for me
1. When are you going to ditch Lynn and those Bravo schlubs and live illegally at Michigan State?
#1, you spelled her name wrong, a common misconception, it's Lynne.
#2, good usage of schlubs. i am not one.
#3, whenever i get a free weekend, i'm there! i'm coming up in like a week to come claim my kitty :) ooooh, you so wish you were me
2. What would you say if I told you I had a picture of me putting you in the dreaded banana splits, and am going to post it on the internet?
i would say POST IT BOB SAGET. hahaha. please. i would love for the world to see me humiliated by your voracious thighs. post it RIGHT HERE. probably bad usage of voracious because it could be taken the wrong way, but it's a funny word. say it with me "voracious". seacrest, out.
3. If you could say just one thing to your beloved Stephen Hawking, what would it be, and why?
"please don't take offense to this, but everytime your name is entered in a game of celebrity, i come thisclose to peeing my pants laughing. and i thank you for it."
4. Why does it say on your Facebook account that you like to watch Teletubbies? What are we, 8 years old?
the purple one and i are best friends. if you know what i mean ;) and yes, i am 8. i am not turning 22 next month. only 8. now get me a slurpee!
5. What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you at Oakland University that has to do with gas, and i don't know about? (basically I just want to hear a story about you farting and sending Rochester and Auburn Hills into lockdown)
well, one time i had to poop really bad and i couldn't hold it until i got home, so i was deliberately late to class because i knew the bathroom would be free. so i went and lemme tell you, it was a reeker. so right as i flushed it and walked out of the stall, this girl came in and gave me the strangest look, and i just kinda shrugged, like i had no idea who made it stink. so i get to class, and she walks in like a minute later and sat right behind me! she left her stuff there to go pee. how funny was that for me, that girl had to think about my poop while sitting behind me in class. p.s. i totally made this story up. ;D someone's going to read this and go "shit! i sat right behind that girl!" but alas, you did not. this story came right from my own cerebellum, joint efforted with my medula oblongata
maybe one day i'll tell you a real story.
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Tom's questions for me
1. When are you going to ditch Lynn and those Bravo schlubs and live illegally at Michigan State?
#1, you spelled her name wrong, a common misconception, it's Lynne.
#2, good usage of schlubs. i am not one.
#3, whenever i get a free weekend, i'm there! i'm coming up in like a week to come claim my kitty :) ooooh, you so wish you were me
2. What would you say if I told you I had a picture of me putting you in the dreaded banana splits, and am going to post it on the internet?
i would say POST IT BOB SAGET. hahaha. please. i would love for the world to see me humiliated by your voracious thighs. post it RIGHT HERE. probably bad usage of voracious because it could be taken the wrong way, but it's a funny word. say it with me "voracious". seacrest, out.
3. If you could say just one thing to your beloved Stephen Hawking, what would it be, and why?
"please don't take offense to this, but everytime your name is entered in a game of celebrity, i come thisclose to peeing my pants laughing. and i thank you for it."
4. Why does it say on your Facebook account that you like to watch Teletubbies? What are we, 8 years old?
the purple one and i are best friends. if you know what i mean ;) and yes, i am 8. i am not turning 22 next month. only 8. now get me a slurpee!
5. What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you at Oakland University that has to do with gas, and i don't know about? (basically I just want to hear a story about you farting and sending Rochester and Auburn Hills into lockdown)
well, one time i had to poop really bad and i couldn't hold it until i got home, so i was deliberately late to class because i knew the bathroom would be free. so i went and lemme tell you, it was a reeker. so right as i flushed it and walked out of the stall, this girl came in and gave me the strangest look, and i just kinda shrugged, like i had no idea who made it stink. so i get to class, and she walks in like a minute later and sat right behind me! she left her stuff there to go pee. how funny was that for me, that girl had to think about my poop while sitting behind me in class. p.s. i totally made this story up. ;D someone's going to read this and go "shit! i sat right behind that girl!" but alas, you did not. this story came right from my own cerebellum, joint efforted with my medula oblongata
maybe one day i'll tell you a real story.