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[sanadada]

...I require a trustworthy babysitter for my daughter this Friday night. Is there anyone out there that would be willing to help me out?

Private to Atobe
...You have no idea how much it bothers me to have to resort to asking you this, but I honestly couldn't think of anyone better to turn to.

What types of condoms and lube are best?

Comments

[dethbymedschool]

I could do it?

[sanadada]

You might let Kirihara "improve" my child.

[dethbymedschool]

:o I am shocked and hurt that you would think such a thing!

[sanadada]

You're the one that willingly associates with him.

[kiriisthebest]

It's not Marui's fault that I'm awesome.

[dethbymedschool]

And that automatically makes me untrustworthy? D:

[sanadada]

It does.

[dethbymedschool]

How so? Do I get the negative traits of everyone I associate with? That's hardly fair.

[dethbymedschool]

Because that would mean you've made me gay and grumpy, and I'm really not okay with that.

[kiriisthebest]

Don't forget 'fuck over-er of friends'.

[dethbymedschool]

Oh no! Akaya! Better watch out!

[kiriisthebest]

It's too late! I've already caught The Sanada!! Cure me, Dr. Marui!

[dethbymedschool]

I'm afraid the only sure is surgical removal of that pole up your ass.

But you see! I HAVE IT TOO! Which means halfway through your surgery I'll stab you in the back, apparently! :o

[kiriisthebest]

Not if I stab you in the back first! Besides, I never really needed the surgery in the first place, I absorbed that from Yukimura.

[dethbymedschool]

Oh man, we'll be like spy vs spy! And since I wear a lab coat, I get to be white spy. Which means I'll always win!

:o Oh snap! ARE YOU ONLY SAYING YOU WANT ME TO CURE YOU OF THE SANADA TO MAKE ME WORK HARDER?

[kiriisthebest]

Black spy is better anyhow. Like shit you'll ever win, though.

YES. Now go win Nationals med school EVERYTHING EVER or I will give you my 'disappointed look' and disown you. GO GO GO!!