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[sanadada]

...I require a trustworthy babysitter for my daughter this Friday night. Is there anyone out there that would be willing to help me out?

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...You have no idea how much it bothers me to have to resort to asking you this, but I honestly couldn't think of anyone better to turn to.

What types of condoms and lube are best?

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[hokorashii_ato]

You should ask Kabaji.

Private to Sanada

I am outraged. Outraged that you would even ask me such a thing. Does our so-called rivalry mean nothing to you? Do you not know your enemy? I am not, as it is said in Finland, en ole persemies. And even if my attention does roam from the fairer sex, now and again, it does not make me experienced and coquettish enough to have advanced knowledgeof such things!

Okay, so, it all depends on how experienced your partner is, how rough they like it, so on, so fourth. I will not insult you by questioning that you have no knowledge of just what makes that kind of intimate meeting pleasurable (although if your idea of the dynamics are 'stretch, then thrust' I suggest you ask advice. Immediately. Yukimura will not appreciate the female approach) Simply put, it all boils down to personal preference. If I were you, with lubricant, search for something warming (because cold lubricant can be most uncomfortable) and water-based (silicon based stains, horribly) and if all else fails (and you are too embarrased to do anything but walk in and snatch the first thing that comes to hand) aim for durex lubricant.

Now, as for condoms, I shall take it you trust Yukimura enough not to choose the extra-safe option. Flavoured always has, and always will, no matter what the flavour, taste like plastic, horrifically cheap strawberry lip-gloss flavouring. Do not make the mistake. RUINS the concentration.

There. Hopefully you feel rather enlightened.

[loyalshadow]

OOC: Oh, and just in case anybody wanted to know? "En ole persemies" is, however nice and elegant it may sound, really just a fairly crude way of saying "I'm not an ass man."

[sanadada]

Private to Atobe

For someone that claims not to have advanced knowledge of such things that was certainly a lengthy reply.

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[hokorashii_ato]

... try not to overwhelm me with gratitude. I do not have such an advanced knowledge. All of those things could be gleaned from a single partner.

Anything for my favourite rival!

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[sanadada]

Hn.