Beef vs Chicken

[sanada_g]

My (mortal) elder brother has  sent me a letter complaining that his wife cooks mostly chicken and seldom beef, proclaiming that the former is more versatile and delicious. He wishes to know if there is a divinely sanctioned preference for one of those meats.

...as far as I know, the gods accept both kinds equally well as offerings.

Comments

[inappropuri]

Insanity. I'm with your brother on this one, Sanatato. Get the man more beef.

[tezuka_ku]

Are you trying to protect your future chickens?

[inappropuri]

Maybe. I'm planning on dealing with chicken eggs, not carcasses.

[tezuka_ku]

Do you enjoy eggs? The foxes would be happy with them...

[sanada_g]

You prefer beef?

[inappropuri]

Why do you sound so surprised?

[sanada_g]

I suppose Apollo does have a connection with birds...

[inappropuri]

I actually also just like beef. And sweets. And Kunimitsu.

[sanada_g]

I am glad to know my brother is on par with sweets and beef.

[inappropuri]

Yes, he's very delicious.

Also we should totally go for some sort of beef eating thing together at some point. And take Seiichi so he can give us horrified disapproving faces.

[kaminokusaki]

I'm only going if there is a vegetarian option.

[inappropuri]

You can sit with Kunimitsu and pick over side dishes and judge us while Sanatato and I eat everything else.

[kaminokusaki]

Tezuka eats meat... why would he judge?

[inappropuri]

Because he judges me on my indulgence in sweets, he'll probably do the same for me and beef. I've prepared my soul for this and I'm okay with it.

[kaminokusaki]

I don't judge Sanada and I don't think Tezuka does either, so I doubt he'd judge you.

[inappropuri]

Actually I lie. I think he just frets and clucks like a hen when I get sick from eating. So clearly I just need to indulge in the beef but hide the fact that I want to vomit the next day.