I can't explain, you would not understand. This is not how I am.

Dec 20, 2006 11:19

I wetted my bed last night.

TO AN INCREDIBLE DEGREE.

I'm washing my sheets now before mom finds out, but for some reason I'm ok with letting you all know.

...

Ever had one of those dreams that are just prime for wetting the bed, i.e. you're peeing, and you wake up because of it and you realize you're sleeping next to or with someone and your first thought is:

"I think I just peed all over my girlfriend."

That happens to me a lot.

smoore
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