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There's no coffee! No coffee! Oh!
If I can't take my coffee break,
My coffee break, my coffee break . . .
If I can't take my coffee break,
Something within me dies.
Lies down and something within me dies.
If I can't make three daily trips
Where shining shrine
Benignly drips
And taste cardboard between my lips,
Something within me dies.
Lies down and something within me dies.
No coffee! No coffee! No coffee!
No coffee! No coffee! No coffee!
No coffee! No coffee!
That office light doesn't have to be fluorescent;
I'll get no pains in the head.
That office chair doesn't have to be foam rubber;
So if I spread, so I spread;
But only one chemical substance
Gets out the lead--
Like she said:
If I can't take my coffee break,
My coffee break, my coffee break . . .
If I can't take my coffee break,
Gone is the sense of enterprise
All gone, and something within me dies.
No coffee! No coffee! No coffee!
No coffee! No coffee! No coffee!
No coffee! No coffee! No coffee!
No coffee!
If I can't take my coffee break,
Somehow the soul no longer tries;
Somewhere I don't metabolize;
Something within me . . .
Coffee or otherwise,
Coffee or otherwise,
Coffee or otherwise,
Something inside of me dies!!!!!!
- An ode (care of How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying) to the fact that my room has been out of coffee for 3 days now, making my 8 AM that much harder to get up for. A trip to the store is planned for this afternoon, thank god!
Bad news: My ipod's screen randomly got fucked up and had dead spots where stuff won't show up. This drove me to significant anger yesterday.
Good news: apple is an awesome company that gave me a free 1 year warrenty and is gonna replace it for free. Of course, the process is a bitch because everything has to sent out from RI where someone can sign for it, not here. But dan is happy and relieved.
Mrs. Murphy (who i didn't know knew i existed) tried to make the comment to Mr. Larkin that she thought i was becoming a good actor, and inadvertantly said that she thought i was becomming "quite the hunk." Apparently Mr. Larkin was in strong agreement. Now let's think about THAT.
If I can't take my coffee break,
My coffee break, my coffee break . . .
If I can't take my coffee break,
Something within me dies.
Lies down and something within me dies.
If I can't make three daily trips
Where shining shrine
Benignly drips
And taste cardboard between my lips,
Something within me dies.
Lies down and something within me dies.
No coffee! No coffee! No coffee!
No coffee! No coffee! No coffee!
No coffee! No coffee!
That office light doesn't have to be fluorescent;
I'll get no pains in the head.
That office chair doesn't have to be foam rubber;
So if I spread, so I spread;
But only one chemical substance
Gets out the lead--
Like she said:
If I can't take my coffee break,
My coffee break, my coffee break . . .
If I can't take my coffee break,
Gone is the sense of enterprise
All gone, and something within me dies.
No coffee! No coffee! No coffee!
No coffee! No coffee! No coffee!
No coffee! No coffee! No coffee!
No coffee!
If I can't take my coffee break,
Somehow the soul no longer tries;
Somewhere I don't metabolize;
Something within me . . .
Coffee or otherwise,
Coffee or otherwise,
Coffee or otherwise,
Something inside of me dies!!!!!!
- An ode (care of How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying) to the fact that my room has been out of coffee for 3 days now, making my 8 AM that much harder to get up for. A trip to the store is planned for this afternoon, thank god!
Bad news: My ipod's screen randomly got fucked up and had dead spots where stuff won't show up. This drove me to significant anger yesterday.
Good news: apple is an awesome company that gave me a free 1 year warrenty and is gonna replace it for free. Of course, the process is a bitch because everything has to sent out from RI where someone can sign for it, not here. But dan is happy and relieved.
Mrs. Murphy (who i didn't know knew i existed) tried to make the comment to Mr. Larkin that she thought i was becoming a good actor, and inadvertantly said that she thought i was becomming "quite the hunk." Apparently Mr. Larkin was in strong agreement. Now let's think about THAT.