More from my anonymous poster...
x-posted to
samurai_ko's LJ and
samurai_8
These are more little vignettes courtesy of Ms. Anonymous, in response to a few of my posts, where a certain rice-munching woodcutter has taken over the use of her computer to surf the Internet. Enjoy!
To A SPECIAL KIND OF SAKE (and a certain piece of art that damn it, I can't find again, but suffice to say, it was a really hot picture of Heihachi):
Overwhelmed by his manliness, she took a step back to catch her breath. As she did so she took in the sight of him clothed in a brilliant red kimono, his deep orange hair tousled by the wind....
(snort)
Distracted by a sound behind her, the figure in front of the computer leaned back only to bump her head into the figure standing behind her.
"What?"
"That doesn't sound like me at all."
"Well I didn't write it."
"Then why are you reading it?"
"I'm bored."
"You're bored? I'm sure you could find better things to do? Why on earth would anyone write something like this anyway?"
"Maybe he or she was inspired by this beautiful artwork?"
"That doesn't look like me either."
"It kinda does a little. It really is nice."
(pout)
"You're jealous aren't you?"
"No"
"Yes you are."
"I am not jeal..."
"Relax, we all fell in love with the real you and nothing will change that."
"We?"
"We as in every writer, artist, and plain old fangirl on and off the internet."
(silence)
"Will it help if I offer to make you a bowl of rice?"
"You cook?"
"Very funny, I think I can handle something as simple as rice."
"Okay." "You're not going to continue reading that story are you?"
"I won't finish that story but I am keeping that picture."
"Oh...I will meet you in the kitchen."
"Don't you dare touch my computer. I have a hard enough time getting it to cooperate, I don't need you randomly deleting things too." "If it makes you happy I'll tuck it away in a nice little password protected folder so you won't have to see it."
"Deal. Now about that rice you promised."
"Patience please, it's coming."
(10 minutes later, over two bowls of rice)
"What is that look for?"
"What look?"
"You're thinking about that artwork again, aren't you?"
"No....Just this little story I read a couple of weeks ago."
"Which one?"
"Um...The one with the special sake in it."
"The one written by someone named Samurai_ko?" (blush)
"Yup."
(sigh) "You are hopeless."
"I'm a single girl, I'm allowed to daydream."
(sigh)
(laughter)
To LESSONS IN LOVE...
"Oh Kami"
"What"
"I wasn't expecting an inside look at Shichiroji's bedroom life when I clicked this link."
"Found another one did you?"
"And Kambei's a voyeur, among other things."
"Maybe next time you should ask me before clicking on anything."
"I think you're right." "I'm not sure I can look at them the same way again?"
"Just keep telling yourself it's only a story."
"Right only a story."
To SENSATIONS IN THE DARK and ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR...
"Hey, I thought I said not to touch the computer. I just got it working right again."
(startled) "I thought you were at work."
"Snow day. (groan) Although I did just spend the last fifteen minutes on the phone explaining how to close out the money."
"Oh."
"What were you doing?"
"Just looking around, I was curious." (blush)
"Ok rice man what did you find?"
"If you're going to put it that way, nothing."
"Oh Great Samurai, please tell me what you found?"
"I went looking for that sake story and..."
"And?"
"I found a story that had Kambei-dono being...um... tortured by some woman named Nasami and another with the situation reversed(BLUSH).
"Cool, she posted a sequel."
"You mean you know about this?"
"Of course."
(Silence) (fidget)
"Out that door to the right. Cold water knob is the one next to the wall. Don't take long, I'll probably need the shower after I read this."
"Much obliged....um."
"I won't tell Kambei about these stories if you won't."
"Agreed." "She's a really GOOD writer."
"I know." "Why do you think she refers to me as her anonymous fan."
(mutual laughter)
"You're drooling on my keyboard."
"I can't help it. That sword sounds absolutely exquisite."
"Yes indeed, I can just picture your little weather doll hanging from it."
(GLARE)
"Sorry, my bad." "I know how important a samurai's sword is to him."
"I really want to see this sword for myself."
"Somehow I don't think they take rice as payment." "Or wood chopping for that matter."
(puppy-dog eyes)
"No you can't have access to my bank account."
"Fine, I'll just wait and hope they post a picture."
"I'm sure she'll put up the link as soon as she gets one." "It won't be the same as seeing it in person though."
"That's ok I can dream." "I am a samurai after all."
(giggle) "Without a doubt."
To the picture I posted of Kyuden Shiden'issen...
"Nice kyuden. So this is where Kambei is staying now?"
"That's what I've heard"
"It's huge."
"Planning on moving?"
"No"
"Why not? I won't mind if you do."
"I like it here. You make rice when I ask and when I don't."
"It's a big place. I'm sure there are plenty of people who can make rice there."
"I am not leaving."
"Okay."
"Besides he has plenty of people there already. He doesn't need me wandering around."
"And I need you here to......what?"
(mumble)
"What was that?"
(sigh)"Keep you company."
"Oh", (bowing)"I am much obliged for your company then."
"You're welcome." "We could both move you know."
"It's nice but too big. I prefer small."
"Small is good." "Humble actually."
"Agreed."
Told you I would post them, Ms. Anonymous! *laughing*
And today is my day for working on AMVs... I am almost finished with my "Heroes of Anime" video (which is so COOL!), and have begun storyboarding what may well become the definitive Shichiroji/Yukino video (not unlike the Katsu/Kirara one I created), since I FINALLY found the right song!
To my description of the katana I saw at the Ren Faire...
samurai_ko's LJ and
samurai_8
These are more little vignettes courtesy of Ms. Anonymous, in response to a few of my posts, where a certain rice-munching woodcutter has taken over the use of her computer to surf the Internet. Enjoy!
To A SPECIAL KIND OF SAKE (and a certain piece of art that damn it, I can't find again, but suffice to say, it was a really hot picture of Heihachi):
Overwhelmed by his manliness, she took a step back to catch her breath. As she did so she took in the sight of him clothed in a brilliant red kimono, his deep orange hair tousled by the wind....
(snort)
Distracted by a sound behind her, the figure in front of the computer leaned back only to bump her head into the figure standing behind her.
"What?"
"That doesn't sound like me at all."
"Well I didn't write it."
"Then why are you reading it?"
"I'm bored."
"You're bored? I'm sure you could find better things to do? Why on earth would anyone write something like this anyway?"
"Maybe he or she was inspired by this beautiful artwork?"
"That doesn't look like me either."
"It kinda does a little. It really is nice."
(pout)
"You're jealous aren't you?"
"No"
"Yes you are."
"I am not jeal..."
"Relax, we all fell in love with the real you and nothing will change that."
"We?"
"We as in every writer, artist, and plain old fangirl on and off the internet."
(silence)
"Will it help if I offer to make you a bowl of rice?"
"You cook?"
"Very funny, I think I can handle something as simple as rice."
"Okay." "You're not going to continue reading that story are you?"
"I won't finish that story but I am keeping that picture."
"Oh...I will meet you in the kitchen."
"Don't you dare touch my computer. I have a hard enough time getting it to cooperate, I don't need you randomly deleting things too." "If it makes you happy I'll tuck it away in a nice little password protected folder so you won't have to see it."
"Deal. Now about that rice you promised."
"Patience please, it's coming."
(10 minutes later, over two bowls of rice)
"What is that look for?"
"What look?"
"You're thinking about that artwork again, aren't you?"
"No....Just this little story I read a couple of weeks ago."
"Which one?"
"Um...The one with the special sake in it."
"The one written by someone named Samurai_ko?" (blush)
"Yup."
(sigh) "You are hopeless."
"I'm a single girl, I'm allowed to daydream."
(sigh)
(laughter)
To LESSONS IN LOVE...
"Oh Kami"
"What"
"I wasn't expecting an inside look at Shichiroji's bedroom life when I clicked this link."
"Found another one did you?"
"And Kambei's a voyeur, among other things."
"Maybe next time you should ask me before clicking on anything."
"I think you're right." "I'm not sure I can look at them the same way again?"
"Just keep telling yourself it's only a story."
"Right only a story."
To SENSATIONS IN THE DARK and ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR...
"Hey, I thought I said not to touch the computer. I just got it working right again."
(startled) "I thought you were at work."
"Snow day. (groan) Although I did just spend the last fifteen minutes on the phone explaining how to close out the money."
"Oh."
"What were you doing?"
"Just looking around, I was curious." (blush)
"Ok rice man what did you find?"
"If you're going to put it that way, nothing."
"Oh Great Samurai, please tell me what you found?"
"I went looking for that sake story and..."
"And?"
"I found a story that had Kambei-dono being...um... tortured by some woman named Nasami and another with the situation reversed(BLUSH).
"Cool, she posted a sequel."
"You mean you know about this?"
"Of course."
(Silence) (fidget)
"Out that door to the right. Cold water knob is the one next to the wall. Don't take long, I'll probably need the shower after I read this."
"Much obliged....um."
"I won't tell Kambei about these stories if you won't."
"Agreed." "She's a really GOOD writer."
"I know." "Why do you think she refers to me as her anonymous fan."
(mutual laughter)
"You're drooling on my keyboard."
"I can't help it. That sword sounds absolutely exquisite."
"Yes indeed, I can just picture your little weather doll hanging from it."
(GLARE)
"Sorry, my bad." "I know how important a samurai's sword is to him."
"I really want to see this sword for myself."
"Somehow I don't think they take rice as payment." "Or wood chopping for that matter."
(puppy-dog eyes)
"No you can't have access to my bank account."
"Fine, I'll just wait and hope they post a picture."
"I'm sure she'll put up the link as soon as she gets one." "It won't be the same as seeing it in person though."
"That's ok I can dream." "I am a samurai after all."
(giggle) "Without a doubt."
To the picture I posted of Kyuden Shiden'issen...
"Nice kyuden. So this is where Kambei is staying now?"
"That's what I've heard"
"It's huge."
"Planning on moving?"
"No"
"Why not? I won't mind if you do."
"I like it here. You make rice when I ask and when I don't."
"It's a big place. I'm sure there are plenty of people who can make rice there."
"I am not leaving."
"Okay."
"Besides he has plenty of people there already. He doesn't need me wandering around."
"And I need you here to......what?"
(mumble)
"What was that?"
(sigh)"Keep you company."
"Oh", (bowing)"I am much obliged for your company then."
"You're welcome." "We could both move you know."
"It's nice but too big. I prefer small."
"Small is good." "Humble actually."
"Agreed."
Told you I would post them, Ms. Anonymous! *laughing*
And today is my day for working on AMVs... I am almost finished with my "Heroes of Anime" video (which is so COOL!), and have begun storyboarding what may well become the definitive Shichiroji/Yukino video (not unlike the Katsu/Kirara one I created), since I FINALLY found the right song!
To my description of the katana I saw at the Ren Faire...